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My self-summary Propose an edit

I am irreverent, facetious, insincere, subtle, sarcastic, hilarious, passionate, determined, stubborn, elitist, open minded, honest, human, humane, nerdy, ethical, intelligent, driven, pure, intrigued, unorthodox, confident, courageous, independent, understanding, well read, savvy, creative, vulnerable, interesting, capricious, cavalier, ironic, infallible.

My current job is illustrating a children's book. Sure it sounds fanciful and fun, but I'm developing an unhealthy relationship w/ the main character. I'm starting to talk to the pages, but not until they are done, you can't talk to unfinished pictures, silly.

I'm in Jersey for now, I don't know how much longer I will be here. I recently discovered why I hate it here so much, and it really has nothing to do with the state...

What I'm doing with my life Propose an edit

I'm working toward my goal of knowing everything about something. I already know something about everything.

I go to school, I try to pay the rent. I fail often at that. I have had a million different jobs, you can ask me about them if you like. I plan to someday get a PhD, just you wait.

I talk to my cat a lot, both in English and Cat Language. I'm not a crazy cat lady though, I mean, she's not really even my cat. She belongs to my roommate but she likes me best, so who am I to deny her? I mean, if she wants to sleep in my bed at night, that's fine, it's not like I invite her or anything. Don't judge me!

I'm really good at Propose an edit

Saying things, spelling things, doing things. I wish I could say I was good at cooking, I mean, I'm not bad. I am really good at eating though. You have no idea how torturous it is to have such an affinity for steak, and such an insatiable sweet tooth.

The first thing(s) people usually notice about me Propose an edit

"Hey, you're tall for a girl"

"Woah, is your hair naturally curly?"

My favorite books, movies, music, and food Propose an edit

Books: A Fine Balance, The Brothers Karamazov, My Name is Red, The Death of Vishnu, Lady Chatterly's Lover, Madame Bovary, Women, On The Road, The Fixer, Theories of Modern Art

Movies: Snatch, Superbad, Legends of the Fall, Shortbus, Hedwig and the Angry Inch, Moulin Rouge, Donnie Darko, Sleeping Beauty

Music: Brighteyes, Ting Tings, Motion City Soundtrack, We Are Scientists, Brandi Carlile, My Chemical Romance, Beirut

Food: Nutella, Doritos, Ranch Dressing, Oreos, Steak, Kix, Happy Hippos

The six things I could never do without Propose an edit

(in no particular order)

Chapstick (Dr. Pepper Lipsmackers)

Tea

Blue Moon (or a comparable wheat beer)

Spoons (come on, let's be practical)

Friends (mine, not Courtney Cox and David Schwimmer)

Books (especially ones with pictures)

I spend a lot of time thinking about Propose an edit

Human emotion and how to explain it, and how frustrating it is that I can't explain it, and how annoying it is that I am subject to it.

On a typical Friday night I am Propose an edit

In NYC with friends, or at home with friends, or just chilling, painting, eating...

The most private thing I'm willing to admit here Propose an edit

Sometimes when I listen to my ipod and walking around the city, I pretend it is the soundtrack of my life.

You should message me if Propose an edit

You have a sense of humor and no expectations.

I will not respond to any messages unless your three words that describe you either make me smile, or make me think. Originality and cleverness are key. (I will also look at your pics cuz I'm shallow like that, but let's be honest, that's why you're messaging me in the first place, and appearance will not be a determining factor as to whether or not I choose to chat with you.) If the words "pussy" or "my wife" or "Jesus" are mentioned anywhere in your profile, I'm not likely to respond.

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