I'm really a mass of cells. A mass of easy going cells. I like
being silly, yet responsible. Responsibly silly. It's really not
that difficult.
Hmm... what else? Um, I tell people shit straight, even if it means
calling my best friend a heartless bitch to her face. I'm sorry,
but she shouldn't have killed that puppy-child combo and then
blamed that innocent carebear. I do make exceptions for say, my
boss(es). That's when I go high school, and talk behind their back.
Oh, and I'll call in sick at the worst possible times, just to
stick it to them. I admit this.
I also have little to no shame. It's unnecessary. Just like kittens
turning into cats. What the fuck? I want a perma-kitten.
I also thoroughly enjoy travelling, old stuff (read: museums), and
rocking out.
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Ethnicity Pacific Islander, White
Height 5' 8" (1.72m).
Looking For New friends, Long-term dating, Short-term dating, Long-distance penpals
Smokes Trying to quit
Drinks Desperately
Drugs Sometimes
Religion Other and somewhat serious about it
Sign Leo and it matters a lot
Education Working on college/university
Job Medicine / Health
Income $0-$20,000
Kids Likes children
Pets Likes dogs and Likes cats
Languages English (Fluently), French (Poorly)
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What I'm doing with my life
I'm in college doing college things... I'm majoring in theatre, and
anthropology. It works, I swear. I also work with crazy old people
for a living. This means all day I talk about putting the cows in
the barn, stopping/preventing would-be escapees, and wiping old
people ass. No, it doesn't pay that well. Oh, I recently bought a
car. Go me, screw the bus.
Side note: I have recently heard Chris Cornell's new single- the hip hop one- and I'm going to bomb him.
Side note: I have recently heard Chris Cornell's new single- the hip hop one- and I'm going to bomb him.
I'm really good at
Failing miserably. I'm also an excellent procrastinator. I'm also
great at laughing. I laugh at everything, even at inappropiate
times. It's a wonderful coping mechanism. I'm excellent at not
juggling, and at acting. Not so hot on the singing and dancing, but
a love a good musical damn it.
The first thing(s) people usually notice about me
My nine heads. I'm a motherfucking hydra.
I don't know. I've been called flamboyant. To the point where I was probably a fabulous gay man in a past life.
I don't know. I've been called flamboyant. To the point where I was probably a fabulous gay man in a past life.
My favorite books, movies, music, and food
Let's make lists! It's like getting to know somebody.
A: Fall on Your Knees, Beloved, The Stranger, Invisible Monsters, Fight Club, The End of Alice, Marisol (play), The Safety of Objects, A Clockwork Orange, 1984, The Virgin Suicides, The Giver, The Lord of the Rings, Waiting for Godot (play), The Hobbit, The Metamorphoses, The Tragedy of Titus Andronicus (play), et al.
B: Titus, Requiem for a Dream, Last Life in the Universe, All of Indiana Jones (the new one's okay), Team America: World Police, Gladiator, What the Bleep Do We Know?, Heavenly Creatures, A Clockwork Orange, The Shape of Things, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Lord of the Rings, (John Hurt's) 1984, Amelie, Edward Scissorhands, Maria Full of Grace, Crash, Pauline and Paulette, 300 and more and more and more. TV shows include pretty much only Family Guy, Southpark, a dash of reality tv when high, the history channel and Deathnote.
C: ALICE MUDGARDEN! (Yea, yea, I know... one song, supergroup doesn't really exist, Layne Staley's dead. But a girl can dream.) The Blood Brothers, Alice in Chains, Led Zeppelin, Pink Floyd, David Bowie, Mother Love Bone, Malfunkshun, Mad Season, Modest Mouse, The Sonics, Queen, The Pixies, Pearl Jam, Soundgarden, Jimi Hendrix, Gruntruck, Killradio, Duncan Sheik (side note: saw Spring Awakening on Broadway recently and had a musical orgasm), Ben Harper, Tool, A Perfect Circle, The Nymphs, The Black Keys, and others and others and others and others.
D: I don't care. Just no nuts or beans, unless you get off on vomit. I do have a soft spot for baby animals, like lamb and veal. They're so delicious. It's not my fault babies are delicious. I just enjoy it.
Yay. The end, and Amen.
A: Fall on Your Knees, Beloved, The Stranger, Invisible Monsters, Fight Club, The End of Alice, Marisol (play), The Safety of Objects, A Clockwork Orange, 1984, The Virgin Suicides, The Giver, The Lord of the Rings, Waiting for Godot (play), The Hobbit, The Metamorphoses, The Tragedy of Titus Andronicus (play), et al.
B: Titus, Requiem for a Dream, Last Life in the Universe, All of Indiana Jones (the new one's okay), Team America: World Police, Gladiator, What the Bleep Do We Know?, Heavenly Creatures, A Clockwork Orange, The Shape of Things, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Lord of the Rings, (John Hurt's) 1984, Amelie, Edward Scissorhands, Maria Full of Grace, Crash, Pauline and Paulette, 300 and more and more and more. TV shows include pretty much only Family Guy, Southpark, a dash of reality tv when high, the history channel and Deathnote.
C: ALICE MUDGARDEN! (Yea, yea, I know... one song, supergroup doesn't really exist, Layne Staley's dead. But a girl can dream.) The Blood Brothers, Alice in Chains, Led Zeppelin, Pink Floyd, David Bowie, Mother Love Bone, Malfunkshun, Mad Season, Modest Mouse, The Sonics, Queen, The Pixies, Pearl Jam, Soundgarden, Jimi Hendrix, Gruntruck, Killradio, Duncan Sheik (side note: saw Spring Awakening on Broadway recently and had a musical orgasm), Ben Harper, Tool, A Perfect Circle, The Nymphs, The Black Keys, and others and others and others and others.
D: I don't care. Just no nuts or beans, unless you get off on vomit. I do have a soft spot for baby animals, like lamb and veal. They're so delicious. It's not my fault babies are delicious. I just enjoy it.
Yay. The end, and Amen.
The six things I could never do without
Nothing crazy, like a burning need for movable type and unicorns.
But if I ever had a unicorn, I would never want to be without it
again. Let's make a note of that.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
A lot of things... like why people do stupid, irrational things.
It's so ridiculous. Oh and lately, there's been quantum physics on my head.
I kinda wish it'd leave me alone.
On a typical Friday night I am
Working then- drinking and/or smoking a bowl, having a blast, and
then going to bed. Night time is the best time. Sadly, I work on
Saturdays, so no huge blasty blasts.
The most private thing I'm willing to admit here
I have one ovary. And I kinda love Baldur's Gate. And not really
kinda, cuz I hope one day if I ever find enough mushrooms, I'll go
on a vision quest to the land of Baldur's Gate. One day.
Say what you want, remember, I have no shame.
Say what you want, remember, I have no shame.
You should message me if
Jesus is your homeboy. Or if you like pretty colors. Or if you're a
penguin.
OR if you've captured a unicorn and want to give her/him to me. (Are male unicorns automatically a little/completely gay? I lean towards 'yes')
OR if you've captured a unicorn and want to give her/him to me. (Are male unicorns automatically a little/completely gay? I lean towards 'yes')
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