Ricky Fitz, Louis CK, Barry Egan and Charlie from It's Always Sunny's love child.

Building my record label from the ground up. Enjoying shows and exploring new and varied creative outlets. Trying to make the world a better place.

Critical thinking. Cooking. Knife fights. Pop culture references and other useless trivia. Chess. Naming songs and movies on the tip of your tongue. Oh, and knife fights.

My height or my eyes.

Favorite books: Anything by Vonnegut or Tom Robbins. Dostoyevsky's amazing. David Sedaris is good, as is David Cross. Palahniuk, Camus, Hesse, King, Nietzsche for good measure. Dostoyevsky's Notes from the Underground and Vonnegut's Cat's Cradle are probably two of my most favorite (that I can think of).

Favorite movies: Eternal Sunshine, American Beauty, Adaptation, Memento, Requiem for a Dream, Spaceballs, Citizen Kane, Run Ronnie Run, Re-Animator

Favorite shows: It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Breaking Bad, Dexter, Mr. Show, Six Feet Under, The Wire, Sopranos, Sons Of Anarchy, South Park, Modern Family, Archer, Louie.

Favorite music: Everything from Abba to Zappa (currently getting a lot of play from me: Damien Rice, Roc Marciano, Benny Soebardja, The Hidden Cameras, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Dr. John, Black Keys)

Favorite food: Anything good, I used to be a chef.

vinyl
lip balm (it's an evil cyclical addiction of shame)
sarcasm
turntable
turntable
microphone

how good artists borrow and great artists steal.

Lounging around or working, or at a concert / show.

Because of seeing Jaws at a very young age, I was (and still am to a certain extent) convinced that anytime I get into water, a shark will get me.

You hate having fun. (I had fun once, and it was awful)
You hate music and hanging out with your friends.
You're boring and flaky.
You have a good sense of irony and/or sarcasm.
You're neato.