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_jokesfordays

30 M Chicago, IL

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 4:03pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Asian, White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Scorpio
Education
Graduated from law school
Job
Law
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English, German (Poorly)

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My self-summary
okcupid? more like okSTUPID, amirite

I'm Chris. You could also call me CJ (no one does, but I REALLY wanted to be a CJ when I was 9 or so.) Passionate about social justice and, to be honest, a giant, giant nerd.

As far as I'm concerned, Heaven is East Lansing on a Saturday morning during football season.
What I’m doing with my life
Guiding people through bankruptcy, which is a lot more rewarding than you might think. Other than that, trying every whiskey that I have not tried yet and longing to make the world a better place by giving people basic tools that they need to try and contribute to society.
I’m really good at
Catching things that are falling. Street Fighter II. Accumulating terrible/brilliant jokes (Q: what's brown and sticky? A: a stick!)
The first things people usually notice about me
The fact that I'm giving a moving speech to the Rohirrim before a suicidal assault on Mordor. Wait, sorry, that's Theoden.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: The End of Poverty by Jeffrey Sachs. There are others, but that's the main one.

Podcasts! Comedy Bang-Bang!, the Andy Daly Podcast Pilot Project, How Did This Get Made? Doug Loves Movies, Analyze Phish (sadly, not a ton of episodes), U Talkin' U2 2 Me, etc, etc.

Movies: Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade. Rocky IV. Scarface. ("If I could, I'd just sit at home all day, watch Scarface 50 times, and eat turkey sandwiches. Then I'd dress up like a clown, and surprise kids at schools!...") Casino. The Godfather Trilogy - even the third one, I guess. Lord of the Rings, obviously.

Shows: ARCHER IS THE FUNNIEST SHOW ON TV. Game of Thrones! Twin Peaks. True Detective, which was really just phenomenal. The Walking Dead, is a guilty pleasure (If you have some time on your hands, ask me about the problems with that show.) Chappelle's Show. Your Daily Show/Colbert combo, of course (kind of sad Colbert is going to take over Letterman's spot.) The Wire. I really miss LOST, sometimes.

Music: I hate when someone writes "everything!!!", so I'll go with "most." But otherwise, I like Arcade Fire, the Decemberists, the Gaslight Anthem, CHVRCHES, and Bon Iver. I also like Three 6 Mafia, Jedi Mind Tricks, and RiFF RAFF. My taste in music can occasionally get really, really bad.

Food: Anything fresh. Avocados. Anything previously breathing. Grilled cheese.
The six things I could never do without
I am a materialistic asshole. Phone, iPod, laptop, wool coats (in the winter, 'cause otherwise I'd be cold), jeans, thumbs. Damnit, that's seven.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The plight of the poor. Institutional racism. Civil rights, privacy, and the Internet. The specter of a few companies being able to control access to information online. What Joakim Noah does in his spare time. The NBA (I am a GIANT NBA dork.)
On a typical Friday night I am
At the gym. Or, sleeping. Because I have to work every Saturday morning which is suboptimal.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I've been on a real "'female contemporary' artists from the 90's" kick recently. Whole lot of Natalie Merchant.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 22–32
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You are an awesome, educated girl with some perspective, who cares about people who are less fortunate. If you make an awesome grilled cheese (it is the way to my heart.) Must like to dance.