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31 Chicago, IL Man


I’m looking for

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  • Ages 22–32
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 1:55pm
Asian, White
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Graduated from law school
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Likes dogs and likes cats
English, German (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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I'm Chris. I'm passionate about social justice, I make people laugh, and I am a giant nerd.

Heaven is East Lansing on a Saturday morning during football season.
What I’m doing with my life
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I'm a bankruptcy attorney, which is a lot more rewarding than you might think. Other than that, trying every whiskey that I have not tried yet, always striving to be in better shape, and trying to better the lives of others.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Catching things that are falling. Street Fighter II. Accumulating terrible/brilliant jokes (Q: what's brown and sticky? A: a stick!)
The first things people usually notice about me
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The fact that I'm giving a moving speech to the Rohirrim before a suicidal assault on Mordor. Wait, sorry, that's Theoden.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: The End of Poverty by Jeffrey Sachs. There are others, but that's the main one.

Podcasts! Comedy Bang-Bang!, the Andy Daly Podcast Pilot Project, How Did This Get Made? Doug Loves Movies, Analyze Phish (sadly, not a ton of episodes), U Talkin' U2 2 Me, etc, etc.

Movies: Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade. Rocky IV. Casino. Casino Royale. THE FUGITIVE. The Godfather Trilogy - even the third one, I guess. Lord of the Rings, obviously.

Shows: ARCHER IS THE FUNNIEST SHOW ON TV. Game of Thrones! Twin Peaks. True Detective, which was really just phenomenal. Chappelle's Show. The Daily Show/Colbert/Last Week Tonight with John Oliver.

Music: The Decemberists, Bon Iver, Balmorhea, Three 6 Mafia, R. Kelly. But especially: The Gaslight Anthem. Them performing alongside Bruce Springsteen is AWESOME:

Food: Anything fresh. Avocados. Anything previously breathing. Grilled cheese.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Fall
2. Jeans
3. MSU football
5. The NBA
6. ... health insurance?
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The plight of the poor. Institutional racism. Civil rights, privacy, and the Internet. What Joakim Noah does in his spare time.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Friday nights are for relaxing, the gym, or catching up on TV. Saturday nights are when the magic happens.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I've been on a real "'female contemporary' artists from the 90's" kick recently. There's been a whoooooole lot of Natalie Merchant.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You are an awesome, educated girl with some perspective, who cares about people who are less fortunate. If you make an awesome grilled cheese (it is the way to my heart.) If you can dance.
But most importantly, you should message me if you like to have fun. Because I am fun as fuck.