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_jokesfordays

30 M Chicago, IL

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 22–32
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 9:01am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Asian, White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Scorpio
Education
Graduated from law school
Job
Law
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English, German (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
okcupid? more like okSTUPID, right, am I right

I'm Chris. You could also call me CJ (no one does, but I REALLY wanted to be a CJ when I was 9 or so.) Passionate about social justice and, a giant, giant nerd. Also: I feel like I'm the least photogenic person... in history?

Heaven is East Lansing on a Saturday morning during football season.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Guiding people through bankruptcy, which is a lot more rewarding than you might think. Other than that, trying every whiskey that I have not tried yet and longing to make the world a better place by giving people basic tools that they need to try and contribute to society.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Catching things that are falling. Street Fighter II. Accumulating terrible/brilliant jokes (Q: what's brown and sticky? A: a stick!)
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
The fact that I'm giving a moving speech to the Rohirrim before a suicidal assault on Mordor. Wait, sorry, that's Theoden.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: The End of Poverty by Jeffrey Sachs. There are others, but that's the main one.

Podcasts! Comedy Bang-Bang!, the Andy Daly Podcast Pilot Project, How Did This Get Made? Doug Loves Movies, Analyze Phish (sadly, not a ton of episodes), U Talkin' U2 2 Me, etc, etc.

Movies: Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade. Rocky IV. Casino. Casino Royale. THE FUGITIVE. The Godfather Trilogy - even the third one, I guess. Lord of the Rings, obviously.

Shows: ARCHER IS THE FUNNIEST SHOW ON TV. Game of Thrones! Twin Peaks. True Detective, which was really just phenomenal. Chappelle's Show. Your Daily Show/Colbert combo, of course.

Music: Gaslight Anthem, the Decemberists, Bon Iver, Balmorhea, Three 6 Mafia, R. Kelly. I'm all over the map, folks.

Food: Anything fresh. Avocados. Anything previously breathing. Grilled cheese.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Fall
2. Jeans
3. MSU football
4. MY BEST BROS BROIN' OUT
5. The NBA
6. ... health insurance?
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The plight of the poor. Institutional racism. Civil rights, privacy, and the Internet. The specter of a few companies being able to control access to information online. What Joakim Noah does in his spare time. The NBA (I am a GIANT NBA dork.)
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
At the gym. Or, sleeping. Because I have to work every Saturday morning which is suboptimal.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I've been on a real "'female contemporary' artists from the 90's" kick recently. Whole lot of Natalie Merchant.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You are down to hear stories about my boss (if you are from the Chicago area I promise you you will get a GIANT kick out of it.) You are an awesome, educated girl with some perspective, who cares about people who are less fortunate. If you make an awesome grilled cheese (it is the way to my heart.) Must like to dance.