Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Foodie. Crossfit. Salsa and Swing dancer. Book worm. Walking
contradiction. Romantic. Easy going. Disneyland guru. Movie buff.
Explorer. Pokemon master. Just a guy making money to support his
addiction to good restaurants and spontaneous cooking
There are two types of people in this world – those who accept
their eccentricities and all that make them weird or out of the
ordinary, and those who strive with all they have to be considered
normal. I try my very best to avoid the later. Life is just more
interesting that way. In short, I’m a nerd - not the cool
semi-hipster type that reads Dostoyevsky and drinks organic chai
lattes either. I’m the kind that rocks at Cranium, loves museums,
uses the oxford comma in excess, and always has a good book on hand
(the kind with actual pages!). It’s become increasingly difficult
to find people who enjoy written word these days.
My drink of choice is Jameson. Therefore, you can assume that I’m
more class than swag, and a gentleman before all else. I’m not
saying you’d be right, but assume away.
I will never pass up the opportunity to try something new. In the
past year, I’ve hiked a mountain in the middle of a hailstorm, been
bitch slapped by a sea turtle, dived through an underwater
shipwreck, and single-handedly stopped the last uprising of the
zombie apocalypse… all while juggling moltov cocktails. Alright,
that last part’s a lie.
I can’t juggle.
What I’m doing with my life
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I'm a mechanical engineer who plays with industrial sized legos.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I've defrauded a major corporation.
I robbed the second-largest bank in France using only a ball-point
I created a hole in the ozone over Avignon.
I killed a man with THIS thumb.
But I've also been told I make an amazing jambalaya.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I’m swift as a coursing river, with all the force of a great
typhoon, with all the strength of a raging fire, mysterious as the
dark side of the moon.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Harry Potter, King Killer Chronicles, Ender's Game, A Song of Ice
and Fire, Mistborn Trilogy, Pride and Prejudice (seriously - Darcy
is awesome), Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Cat's Cradle.
A Knight's Tale, Casino Royale, Harry Potter, The Count of Monte
Cristo, Fight Club, Hitch, Stardust, Princess Bride, Take the Lead,
The Prestige, Zombieland, anything Disney.
Friends, Firefly, Iron Chef, Ace of Cakes, Once Upon A Time, Burn
Notice, Big Bang Theory, Pushing Daisies (I will Never forgive them
for canceling this before finishing the series)
Last four artists on my ipod: Gym Class Heroes, Linkin Park, Usher,
and Lupe Fiasco.
ALL OF IT.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
The smooth taste of a good sake bomb with fresh sushi. The sizzle
of nicely marbled steak as it hits a hot grill. And a good cabernet
sauvignon to go with it. The suspense of a good book that drives
you to keep reading until its 4am and you realize you need to be up
in 2 hours. Run on sentences.
And Disneyland. All about that Premium Annual Pass life.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How to better apply all 32 rules of Zombieland in my daily life.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
...More excited than Rebecca Black that it's Friday, Friday,
Doing the same thing we do every night, Pinky - try to take over
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Is that I really appreciate well-placed curse words.
No, not like "sectum sempra".
...Well, maybe those too.
You should message me if
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You're the type of woman with drive and passion in her life...
whether for food, the outdoors, or anything between. You've read
something more interesting in the last year than a facebook
newsfeed, can keep up with conversations beyond the latest
celebrity scandal, and actually got most of the movie/cartoon
references I made above.
You're looking for a new dance buddy. Salsa, tango, swing,
ballroom... I'm game.
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