There are two types of people in this world – those who accept their eccentricities and all that make them weird or out of the ordinary, and those who strive with all they have to be considered normal. I try my very best to avoid the later. Life is just more interesting that way. In short, I’m a nerd - not the cool semi-hipster type that reads Dostoyevsky and drinks organic chai lattes either. I’m the kind that rocks at Cranium, loves museums, uses the oxford comma in excess, and always has a good book on hand (the kind with actual pages!). It’s become increasingly difficult to find people who enjoy written word these days.
My drink of choice is Jameson. Therefore, you can assume that I’m more class than swag, and a gentleman before all else. I’m not saying you’d be right, but assume away.
I will never pass up the opportunity to try something new. In the past year, I’ve hiked a mountain in the middle of a hailstorm, been bitch slapped by a sea turtle, dived through an underwater shipwreck, and single-handedly stopped the last uprising of the zombie apocalypse… all while juggling moltov cocktails. Alright, that last part’s a lie.
I can’t juggle.