Add this your profile if anyone you love has ever been eaten by a shark.
I'll write more when I can be bothered.
Run over by a Steamroller
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Normally I'm far more - normal (okay, more normal) - than this. There's just something about the "tell everyone who you are" directive that presses my rebellion button.
The original profile (above) had a type of Zen purity to it but I shall have to dilute it in order to have a 100% complete profile.
So - I am actually "a very respectable member of the community". Actually that is I ought to be "a very respectable member of my community". Looking a bit like Clark Kent's more earthly less principled brother, people are beginning to sense that my alter ego is more like the Joker than Superman. I do however retain very high ethics even if, certainly in the eyes of the Catholic church, my morals are rather flawed. There again I don't molest altar boys so perhaps there's some degree of karmic balance there.
I am very bright, very amusing, and very modest