This is an online dating profile and, as such, is open to interpretation.
I am well known for my affinity for bacon, though many think I'm way more into it than I really am. The bacon potluck was a rousing success, and I'm getting better at making Pig Candy.
I make the best damned gazpacho you've never had. I wish more people liked gazpacho.
I like music festivals and will travel far to go to them. Bonnaroo, NOLA Jazzfest, for example.
"Oh, I Wish I Was in New Orleans." - T. Waits (and yours truly)
I'm usually acting somewhere between my age and my shoe size.
I think body art is sexy, including scarification and branding. They're not for me personally, but I have respect for the art form.
I don't like hops (as in craft beer), but I like watching people dance the Lindy. Lately I've been enjoying the dazzling array of Smirnoff Ice flavors (Cherry Lime in particular). Not much of a drinker though...mostly socially.
I usually don't care for wine, unless it's of the dessert variety (think ruby port, Sauternes, ice wine, Manischewitz). I also like bum wines, though I seldom drink them. I will, however, drink wine with a meal if it is apropos.
I hate winter, but I love downhill skiing.
I wish I had a reliable tennis partner.
My favorite dining is at Mission Cantina, Chez Albert, and BT's Smokehouse in Sturbridge. If you're a fan of killer BBQ, go to BT's. You will not be disappointed.
I used to dye my hair blue. Nothing hides grey like blue.
I've worked consistently for the same company since '98.
I am in love with the South. The weather, Blue Ridge Parkway, music, culture, booze & moonshining, the Southern drawl. This doesn't mean I'm Red; I'm Blue, through and through.
I am fluent in sarcasm.
Kid-friendly. Though I've never really thought of myself as particularly paternal, I've been told I'm great with kids. I guess it's because I see them as little adults, only still full of energy and wonder.
Read my Questions section. Lots of tidbits there to help fill in any blanks.