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LawnGoblin

28 / M / straight / Single

Kent, Ohio

The Skinny

Last Online
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Ethnicity
White
Height
5' 11" (1.80m).
Body Type
Looking For
New friends, Long-term dating
Smokes
No
Drinks
Not at all
Drugs
Never
Religion
Other and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Virgo but it doesn’t matter
Education
Job
Clerical / Administrative
Income
Kids
Likes children
Pets
Languages
English

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I am Creative, Optimistic, and Polite.

My Self-Summary

"Each to their own an' that." - Karl Pilkington

I am the kind of guy that is really, really bad at describing what type of guy he is. I could tell you all about my physical appearance, but you could just look at my picture and that allows me to be lazy. I like to wear my stupid hat that no one likes but me. I like to laugh a lot, I like to spend time outside, and I like to be cold and warm at the same time. I really enjoy just being around people that I enjoy being around. One day I'm going to write a book and it will be good. I'm aspiring to be a writer, a husband, a father, and an all around good guy....and I'm aspiring to be considerably less cliche. You can see I'm not anywhere close. I like people that can accept who I am and don't try to change me or get me to do things I don't want to do - call me stubborn. I love the words "wanker" and "winge". I spell colour with a u. I'm really bad at telling stories about what happened in a movie and what happened yesterday. And finally, if you haven't figured it out, I'm a rambler.

I’m really good at

Seeing different sides of a situation...particularly those that I am not personally involved in. I am also really good at wearing my awesome hat.

Things I'm not really good at : This, mostly.

The first things people usually notice about me

My non-invisibleness.

My favorite books, movies, music, and food

Music : VAST, Great Big Sea, Pink Floyd, The Streets, Counting Crows, Flogging Molly, Tenacious D, Sun Kil Moon, Vertical Horizon, Red House Painters, Ugly Casanova, The Mountain Goats

Movies : Hero, Merlin, Shaolin Soccer, I Heart Huckabees, What Dreams May Come, Braveheart, Princess Mononoke, Jurassic Park, House of Flying Daggers, Snatch, Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels, Tenacious D

Books : The World of Karl Pilkington, The Never-Ending Story, The Little Prince, Happy-Slapped by a Jellyfish, Jurassic Park

The six things I could never do without

Music

Friends and Family

Laughter

Hope

Imagination

Electricity

I spend a lot of time thinking about

The Grand Scheme and how I fit into it...and also how I don't.

On a typical Friday night I am

Saving the world, one pixelated monster at a time.

The most private thing I’m willing to admit here

I've got nothing to hide.

You should message me if

You want to. Or, if you're feeling particularly contrary, you should message me if you DON'T want to.