25 Indianapolis, IN
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My self-summary
I like to play hockey and video games and hang with my dog. I can make most strangers laugh, even though it's often at my own expense. Helps that even I can't take myself seriously though. I'm looking for someone who wants to wander around an art museum with me. Or drink tallboys in a dive bar. Or read the newspaper over a cup of coffee on a Sunday morning.

Talk Bernie to me 🔥🙌🔥🙌🔥
What I’m doing with my life
Getting used to the idea of being on the wrong side of 25. Only bonus I see is slightly cheaper car insurance.

I spend a lot of time thinking about car insurance apparently
I’m really good at
I can cook your pants off

I am now realizing that is a hyper-sexual expression in this context but I'm not changing it.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I think I'm a punk on the inside but I went to catholic school for 13 years so I don't think I'll ever be able to acquire that cred on the outside. I try to fill this hole with milk crates of vinyl records.

I like to read/listen to/watch things that would be hard for my dad to understand, just like me
The six things I could never do without
sun tea
On a typical Friday night I am
waking up from a nap at 9:30 to go to a bar and get two drinks and leave to go to bed
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I think my first girlfriend broke up with me partly because I had a homemade mullet. Looking back, if she couldn't handle me at my worst (with a homemade mullet) then she can't handle me at my best (with a salon-styled mullet)
You should message me if
You think I'm way too shy to message you first (I am and it's painful sometimes)

Or if you have tats you don't hate. That's cool too