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LawyerChefNerd

30 M New York, NY

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 23–34
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Sep 18
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Sagittarius, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from law school
Job
Law
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
My username says, if not "it all," at least an executive summary.
My hobby most likely to directly benefit you is cooking: I cook a lot of Italian, classic American, and some New American/French. That includes baking as well: cheesecake, cookies, pie, galettes... I even made pain au chocolat from scratch once and it... almost worked. Of course, some of these take a lot of time, and the whole job thing can cut into that, but hey, having someone to share the results with is the best motivation to get me in the kitchen.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Besides the job and hobbies and such? Mostly just enjoying living in the city - the sort of dense, energetic, walkable home I've always wanted, and never had quite as fully until now. The quest to find "the best X in New York" for each X that I like is a potentially infinite project. I've got my views on pizza (Luzzo's/Grimaldi's) and cupcakes (Buttercup/Sprinkles) reasonably well-established. I'm not sure what should be next...
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
writing long, complex, and yet grammatically correct sentences; I care about comma usage more than is probably healthy and am firmly in the camp that supports the Oxford/serial comma.

I'm also good at games - as in, the board games and card games and such, not as in "Don't hate the player..."

I also do decent fake accents when persuaded or inspired.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I really don't know. When you meet people, do they immediately say, "Wow, you're tall!" or "Your hair is bright red!" or whatever? It doesn't happen to me. From people I've subsequently gotten to know better, I used to hear that I seemed much more shy/quiet at first, but that's become less true over time.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Not exhaustive lists, but examples of some of my favorites...

Books: A Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur's Court, The Hobbit, The Lord of the Rings (all), Sense and Sensibility, American Gods, A Tale of Two Cities, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, The Crying of Lot 49, The New Best Recipe, Walk Two Moons, Gain, Harry Potter (all), To Kill a Mockingbird, the His Dark Materials trilogy, The Sun Also Rises, East of Eden, The Long Dark Teatime of the Soul

Movies: Dogma, Star Wars (III-VI), any Pixar movies, Little Miss Sunshine, Lord of the Rings (especially I and III), Citizen Kane, Godfather (I and II), Pulp Fiction, Adaptation, Dr. Strangelove, The Dark Knight, Back to the Future (all), Victor/Victoria, Women on the Verge of a Nervous Breakdown, The African Queen, Charlotte's Web, X-Men (I and II), I Heart Huckabee's

Shows (TV): Arrested Development, The Sopranos, Star Trek: TNG, 30 Rock, The Wire, Firefly

Shows (stage): Avenue Q, Jerusalem, anything by Samuel Beckett, Wicked, Spamalot, Shakespeare in the Park

Music: I'll listen to almost anything without complaint.

Food: dark chocolate, sushi, aged cheeses (especially gouda and parmigiano reggiano), pizza (all styles, really), red wine, pasta, broccoli, dessert wines (port, etc.), lo mein, steak (medium rare of course), raspberries
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
-my cat, the fluffiest thing ever
-good food
-good conversation
-someone to help me count to six
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What went wrong with my pain au chocolat.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
shopping for groceries/cooking at home or just hanging out with friends at my apartment or theirs. I generally try to go against the majority's schedule - lines are shorter and things are less crowded that way. It's harder to do this now that I'm not a student anymore, however.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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As a child, I read the Encyclopedia Brown books (books of short mysteries starring a kid genius, with answers at the back of the books). I went through every one of them at the local library, probably all of them that existed.

...and in all that time, I only figured out one mystery without peeking in the back.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
-you have a bottle of port and want someone to share it with
-you really want to hyperanalyze how your favorite movie/TV series/video game ended (goes well with the above)
-you like cookies