I've only been playing with this site for about an hour, but I'm
already amused by it. Maybe that means I'm easily amused, but I've
been accused of worse.
Take my name, for instance. Every time I tried a screen name, it
came up taken, at which point OkCupid tried to add "taco" to it. I
don't know why I'd want to have a name that's slang for...wait,
maybe they're just trying to imply that I like Mexican food. I guess
that'd be okay, then.
In fact, I'm not really picky; I actually like all kinds of food.
You know what they say about the quickest way to a man's heart!
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LawyerDude1
27 / m / straight / Seeing Someone
Bohemia, New York, United States
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The Skinny
How Well We Know Him
Ethnicity White
Height 6' 0" (1.82m).
Looking For New friends
Smokes No
Drinks Not at all
Drugs Never
Religion Atheism but not too serious about it
Sign Sagittarius but it doesn't matter
Education Graduated from law school
Job Law / Legal Services
Income Rather not say
Kids Likes children
Pets Likes dogs and Likes cats
Languages English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay)
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My self-summary
What I'm doing with my life
I'm a lawyer,
working for the government. I put people in jail, but only bad ones
(I hope). Certainly, there are some days I get lazy--like if I
didn't get enough sleep the night before. Then I just lock
everybody up.
But I'm okay, because I balance that out with the days I walk into court in a good mood and start handing out dismissals like Halloween candy. If you're gonna get in trouble, I recommend you show up for court on one of those days.
Oh, and as soon as I get some cash put away, I'm going to buy a Wii. Or fix that engine light in my car. Priorities, you understand.
But I'm okay, because I balance that out with the days I walk into court in a good mood and start handing out dismissals like Halloween candy. If you're gonna get in trouble, I recommend you show up for court on one of those days.
Oh, and as soon as I get some cash put away, I'm going to buy a Wii. Or fix that engine light in my car. Priorities, you understand.
I'm really good at
Well, if you've read this far, you're probably gonna guess
"smart-mouthing." And I'm not gonna lie, I do enjoy wisecracks (almost as
much as I enjoy locking people up), but I have other talents as
well.
I'm something of an amateur photographer, and I enjoy taking landscape shots. I'm getting better at it all the time, and I suspect National Geographic will be at my door any day now.
In addition to taking pictures, I also like Photoshopping them. Sometimes to make them look right, other times because people ask me to make pictures of themselves doing crazy things. I've become somewhat known for my crazy 'shop jobs.
I'm something of an amateur photographer, and I enjoy taking landscape shots. I'm getting better at it all the time, and I suspect National Geographic will be at my door any day now.
In addition to taking pictures, I also like Photoshopping them. Sometimes to make them look right, other times because people ask me to make pictures of themselves doing crazy things. I've become somewhat known for my crazy 'shop jobs.
My favorite books, movies, music, and food
I can't list exactly what I'm looking for in a movie. If I said
"stupid movies," I'd sound like a moron, and if I said "independent
films," I'd sound like a pompous college professor (and in both
cases, I'd be lying).
I think a better way to do this would just be to start listing, so here's a sampling: Star Wars, The Godfather, I, Robot, Independence Day, Star Trek: First Contact, Tomorrow Never Dies, Batman Begins...Okay, I'm clearly a huge geek.
Yes, I have books I like too. Most anything by Ken Follett or James Patterson will do. Also Shakespeare: trust me, if you're in the right frame of mind, it's entertaining.
Then there's a few books I was subjected to in various English classes that I wound up liking. Dracula, The Things They Carried, The Catcher in the Rye, To Kill a Mockingbird, and A Prayer for Owen Meany. I also read the first book of the His Dark Materials trilogy, The Golden Compass, and enjoyed the heck out of it. The next two? Not so much.
I think a better way to do this would just be to start listing, so here's a sampling: Star Wars, The Godfather, I, Robot, Independence Day, Star Trek: First Contact, Tomorrow Never Dies, Batman Begins...Okay, I'm clearly a huge geek.
Yes, I have books I like too. Most anything by Ken Follett or James Patterson will do. Also Shakespeare: trust me, if you're in the right frame of mind, it's entertaining.
Then there's a few books I was subjected to in various English classes that I wound up liking. Dracula, The Things They Carried, The Catcher in the Rye, To Kill a Mockingbird, and A Prayer for Owen Meany. I also read the first book of the His Dark Materials trilogy, The Golden Compass, and enjoyed the heck out of it. The next two? Not so much.
The six things I could never do without
My friends, my family, my car, my camera, my computer, and, erm,
electricity. Which is why it's odd that LIPA keeps forgetting to
bill me.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Whether I passed the bar exam. Results come out in mid-November.
Yikes!
On a typical Friday night I am
Lately, playing poker with some people from work. (I didn't write
"some of the guys"--we don't discriminate!)
Of course, my job is incredibly exhausting, so I don't get to do a whole lot because all I really want to do come Fridays is go to sleep! Weekends I like going into NYC to hang out with all the friends I don't get to see during the week.
Of course, my job is incredibly exhausting, so I don't get to do a whole lot because all I really want to do come Fridays is go to sleep! Weekends I like going into NYC to hang out with all the friends I don't get to see during the week.
You should message me if
...you're looking for a guy who will treat you like an equal
partner. I'm a person who sees his girlfriend as a person he really
wants to spend time with, rather than a chore or a project. Lots of
guys complain about their girlfriends, which makes me wonder why
they're dating in the first place.
You should also like to laugh; I spend so much time working hard and being formal that I need to let it go at the end of the day. Luckily, I don't know too many people who literally don't want to have fun.
Finally, you may have put up with me while I'm being a big dork and, oh, I dunno, salivating over the latest summer sci-fi movie. I recommend you be in touch with your inner geek.
You should also like to laugh; I spend so much time working hard and being formal that I need to let it go at the end of the day. Luckily, I don't know too many people who literally don't want to have fun.
Finally, you may have put up with me while I'm being a big dork and, oh, I dunno, salivating over the latest summer sci-fi movie. I recommend you be in touch with your inner geek.
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