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Laynek15

28 M Lancaster, PA

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 23–32
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Sep 27
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Pacific Islander, White
Height
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Capricorn, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Job
Other
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm a stand-up comedian and just recently moved to Lancaster City. I've never been married, and I don't have any kids.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I cook *very* well. It's something I've always loved to do. I also enjoy comedy and writing.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My sense of humor.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Movie(s): The Godfather, anything by Mel Brooks, Clerks, The Big Lebowski. Nearly anything Schwarzenegger, Benny and Joon,

Book(s): Duma Key (anything by Stephen King, for that matter), American Gods, Anansi Boys, Choke, Haunted, Diary, Indecision

Shows: Doctor Who, Avatar (The Last Airbender and The Legend of Korra), Castle, Breaking Bad, Sherlock, Seinfeld, Anything with Louis CK, Scrubs, The Office, 30 Rock, Entourage, True Blood, Weeds, Screenwipe, Game of Thrones, How I Met Your Mother, Tosh.0,

Music: Lacuna Coil, Norah Jones, Elton John, Breaking Benjamin, The Sounds, Tsunami Bomb, Bad Religion, Sum41, Tally Hall, Jack's Mannequin, John Legend, Avenged Sevenfold, White Zombie
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Comedy, writing, filming, and cooking.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Either down at the pub with a few friends, at home drinking with folks, or doing stand-up.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I hate spiders, and I'm colorblind.

There's not too much I'm not willing to talk about, honestly.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're someone who enjoys having a good time and has a good sense of humor, and you'd like to do something fun.