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Lazaeroth

26 M Wellingborough, United Kingdom

My Details

Last Online
Mar 30
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Other
Sign
Gemini, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Job
Law
Income
$30,000–$40,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Okay), Latin (Okay)

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My self-summary
How did you get in here?!

..Well since you are, I guess i'll tell you abit about the place. But don't loiter too long okay? Because this spot is very important to me. Why? Because silly, it's about me! .. Well you can stay I guess, but only under one circumstance! If you're actually /serious/ about finding somebody on this site to connect with; and if you are?! Great news! I can't think of any other candidate better than myself!

But hold the phone. We're getting carried away here, we've only just met.. Let's see. Well! Let me start by telling you why.

There are many types of people in the world, but let's just focus on two for now. You have those that dream, and you have those that do.

I'll confess, i've been solely a dreamer for a very long time, and it hasn't got me very far in the material world. So i'm a do'er now right? That's what you probably expect to read.

Well not quite, i'm mixing it up, and let me tell you. These two together? Powerful forces. I'm going places.

I could be a writer. I could be almost anything in media if I devoted my time to it. But infact i've chosen a path not normally walked by my dreamy, poetshirt wearing stereotype. I'm a security operative (scratch that. I'm a supervisor now), and in August 2012 I went out of country to do extensive firearms and training for my profession. Since then I have joined Search and Rescue, and am in the process of organising my next trip to Prague to do more ballistics.

So, how does having your own bodyguard sound? Pretty nifty huh? Well, my rates are actually quite high so it's probably best we use that fabled concept 'romance' as currency.

Romance! Yes, romance. I love that word, it strikes up in my mind visions of Roman deities like the god of war; Mars. His finger extended lazily toward the horizon while his statuesque body bristles with cords of marbled muscle. An ancient practice of chivalry so rare and tiny in the majority of depraved history yet somehow compels our hearts and minds so greatly.

Now, i've wittled on a little bit, so I will condense the rest of my self-summary down, i'm going to throw random things about myself at you, ohyes. So get those woolen-mitts ready to catch!

First off, and I think this counts ALOT. I'm switched on. You can have a very fun conversation with me and that's a fact. I'm engaging and responsive, unlike alot people who use the internet these days.

My father was Armenian/Iranian, my mother is English/French. So it's safe to say i'm no pedigree! But i'm one damn wiley mongrel that's forsooth.

I had arachnaphobia as a child but forced myself to get over spiders for the most part. (I still get a /little/ concerned.) and all this without actually killing a spider. Huh? Why! Well, I don't believe in needlessly taking lives. Of anything, even if i'm scared of it. That's my mantra. I'm a good guy see. (Lies)

I have a very varied amount of knowledge amassed. I've been known to have indepth conversations with anybody from specialised cancer oncologists all the way to political history professors. I didn't go to University, but I absorb information like a sponge, generally with the help of websites like TED.com. So if you're looking for worthwhile conversation, here the fuck I am.

I'm influenced greatly by the The Order of the Poor Knights of the Temple of Jerusalem, i.e The Knights Templar. While they may have been particularly smelly since they didn't wash and generally bloodthirsty with their crusades, I like their founding principles and legacy. Jacque De Molay is possibly my favourite historical figure, and I fell in love with Cathar country in France as a child.. Rennes-le-Château is one of my favourite places.
What I’m doing with my life
Saving the world twice a week against recurrent zombie invasions.. Argghh!

.. Wait, what? 2008 called and want their zombie apocalypse jokes back? DAMN YOU 2008!
I’m really good at
Picking stuff up with my feet!.. Listen, i've written enough.. I'm not going to swamp you.
The first things people usually notice about me
Alright, i'll answer this one properly. - Most people report to me after months or years of friendship that the first thing they noticed was my 'ambience'. I'd like to call it that atleast.. But to use their own words. Loudness. - See, when I speak.. I speak. I don't pussy about generally, but a wise man doesn't outweigh his actions with words.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I don't want to wall of text you.
The six things I could never do without
My Conscience: My karma is in damn good check.
Ted.com: This website is a treasure-trove of info!
Tiramisu!: Just so happens to be my favourite pud!
Ron Paul: A modern day hero, this man is a legend.
As per above!
Eau de toilette: Because smelling good is a priority!
My Motto: "All that Evil needs is for good men and women to remain sat in the lap of ignorance."
I spend a lot of time thinking about
World problems. Inevitably it seems though, my thoughts go round and around a whole host of issues and return back to the start of it all. Complicated!
On a typical Friday night I am
I used to go dancing. Salsa or Bachata. I'd like to take it up more seriously with someone. But lately it's thinking to myself how I should really go out and meet somebody, but then realise I have to get up the next day for work at 4:30am. YEAAAAAAAAH.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–25
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, short-term dating
You should message me if
If you have natural red hair!
If you have freckles!
If you're creative.
If you would enjoy excursions into our beautiful wild country.

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