"fast women, slow horses, unreliable sources!"
horse racing/cycling/pea nut!
Stupidly self-deprecating &, obviously, self-delusional!
"You're quite rock 'n' roll, aren't you."
"He could charm the knickers off a nun that one!"
"I shouldn't tell you this, because you'll go round sticking it in everyone, but you really do have the most beautiful cock!"
Kathie E! Kathie E! Oh, Kathie E! (sighs wistfully)