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46 Highbury, UK Man


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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 18-54
  • Located anywhere
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 8:47pm
Asian, Middle Eastern, Black, Native American, Indian, Pacific Islander, Hispanic / Latin, White, Other
6' 1" (1.85m)
Agnosticism and laughing about it
Doesn’t have kids
English (Somewhat), Belarusan (Somewhat), Catalan (Fluently), Ilongo (Fluently), C++ (Somewhat)
My self-summary
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"Sharp as a razor, soft as a prayer."

Good at being bad, bad at being good

raconteur, reckless gambler, hostage negotiator

George Clooney body double

"fast women, slow horses, unreliable sources!"

6'1" biped

horse racing/cycling/pea nut!

Stupidly self-deprecating &, obviously, self-delusional.

A shiner not a whiner

"You're quite rock 'n' roll, aren't you."

"He could charm the knickers off a nun that one!"

"I shouldn't tell you this, because you'll go round sticking it in everyone, but you really do have the most beautiful cock!"

"Despicable man!"

Interested in honey not money!
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
playing the odds

folding space/time


I guess it's rare that a model of this vintage & in this good nick comes on the market, so the interest has been both overwhelming & heartily appreciated. Ladies, if you've been waiting for a reply for gawd sake don't abandon hope. Remember Dr Love is on call 24 hours a day, but it can take a little time to sift the Sweet from the Chavs. Hang in there, mes amours, hang in there!

Currently working in construction for Bodgit & Leggit

A little disappointed to find out that SkirtAlert is actually a womens fashion app! (sighs)
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
holding a tune

grasping the nettle

queering the pitch

squaring the circle

Making shit up

Looking in other people's windows
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
is how much I resemble their fantasy ideal man

that and the wooden leg
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Chubby Chasing: On Sex Safari with the Big Game Hunters
Bubble Wrap Collector Vols 1-6

Hollywood Is Moribund 1 & 2, I Still Haven't A Clue What I Did Last Summer,
The Lambshank Redemption

That bit in Reaper by BOC when the drums & bass come back in after the guitar solo. Joy Division's Euro-disco hits, & a smidgin of progressive retro

We are songs to be sung

Lobster, Oysters, Twiglets
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Bubblewrap Collector Volumes 1-6

Those & my "lucky" condom
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
if you were in a vehicle travelling at the speed of light & you turned the headlights on, would anything happen?

Why is rain always right? "As right as rain"?! Surely sometimes it's just plain wrong!

If 4 might not be the new 5
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
eating Japanese/Vietnamese in N5 whilst verifying the CERN Higgs Boson data

or out into the haiku streets
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I am in the process of retelling my life journey through the interpretive medium of DANCE!

I wear a key around my neck that they say can open any bedchamber door in the kingdom

In the crescendo of orgasm I have sometimes been known to shout out the incumbent Pope's name

I didn't realise answering the porn star question was going to open a whole sub-menu of lurid sexual options

feel a bit grubby now
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
your worldview is different strokes for different folks

you too have been under the misapprehension that "activity partner" is just a coy way of saying "fuck buddy"

You still feel cheated by unopenable pistachio nut shells

you want to waste a little time with a feckless ne'er-do-well

Murphy x