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LazarusGravity

44 M Highbury, United Kingdom

My Details

Last Online
Jul 22
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Asian, Middle Eastern, Black, Native American, Indian, Pacific Islander, Hispanic / Latin, White, Other
Height
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Dropped out of med school
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
$80,000–$100,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Poorly), Belarusan (Okay), Catalan (Fluently), Ilongo (Fluently), C++ (Okay)

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My self-summary
"Sharp as a razor, soft as a prayer."

Good at being bad, bad at being good

raconteur, womaniser, reckless gambler, hostage negotiator

George Clooney body double

"fast women, slow horses, unreliable sources!"

6'1" biped

horse racing/cycling/pea nut!

Stupidly self-deprecating &, obviously, self-delusional.

"You're quite rock 'n' roll, aren't you."

"He could charm the knickers off a nun that one!"

"I shouldn't tell you this, because you'll go round sticking it in everyone, but you really do have the most beautiful cock!"

"Despicable man!"

Interested in honey not money!
What I’m doing with my life
playing the odds

folding space/time

bathing

I guess it's rare that a model of this vintage & in this good nick comes on the market, so the interest has been both overwhelming & heartily appreciated. Ladies, if you've been waiting for a reply for gawd sake don't abandon hope. Remember Dr Love is on call 24 hours a day, but it can take a little time to sift the Sweet from the Chavs. Hang in there, mes amours, hang in there!

A little disappointed to find out that SkirtAlert is actually a womens fashion app! (sighs)
I’m really good at
holding a tune

grasping the nettle

queering the pitch

squaring the circle
The first things people usually notice about me
is how much I resemble their fantasy ideal man

that and the wooden leg
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Chubby Chasing: On Sex Safari with the Big Game Hunters
Bubble Wrap Collector Vols 1-6

Hollywood Is Moribund 1 & 2, I Still Haven't A Clue What I Did Last Summer,
The Lambshank Redemption

That bit in Reaper by BOC when the drums & bass come back in after the guitar solo. Joy Division's Euro-disco hits, & a smidgin of progressive retro

We are songs to be sung

Lobster, Oysters, Twiglets
The six things I could never do without
Bubblewrap Collector Volumes 1-6

Those & my "lucky" condom
I spend a lot of time thinking about
if you were in a vehicle travelling at the speed of light & you turned the headlights on, would anything happen?

Why is rain always right? "As right as rain"?! Surely sometimes it's just plain wrong!

If 4 might not be the new 5
On a typical Friday night I am
eating Japanese/Vietnamese in N5 whilst verifying the CERN Higgs Boson data

or out into the haiku streets
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I am in the process of retelling my life journey through the interpretive medium of DANCE!

I wear a key around my neck that they say can open any bedchamber door in the kingdom

In the crescendo of orgasm I have sometimes been known to shout out the incumbent Pope's name

I didn't realise answering the porn star question was going to open a whole sub-menu of lurid sexual options

feel a bit grubby now
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–54
  • Located anywhere
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
your worldview is different strokes for different folks

you too have been under the misapprehension that "activity partner" is just a coy way of saying "fuck buddy"

you want to waste a little time with a feckless ne'er-do-well

Murphy x