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Lazerwolfff

26 F Montgomery, AL

My Details

Last Online
Today – 3:55pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Full figured
Diet
Smokes
Trying to quit
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Religion
Sign
Pisces, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on university
Job
Student
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Has dogs
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
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I love Alabama. I like books, movies, pizza, adventures, and friends.
What I’m doing with my life
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I am a full time graphic design student. I'm also a maid, mystery shopper, and a personal assistant.
I’m really good at
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I'm good at being real sweet.
The first things people usually notice about me
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That I got soul and I'm super bad
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Dune, Below the Salt, A Song of Ice and Fire Series, Lord of the Flies, The Deathgate Cycle, The Kingkiller Chronicles, Maus
Movies: It's a Wonderful Life, Lawrence of Arabia, Carnival of Souls, The Tomb of Ligeia, Meet Me in St. Louis, Fiddler on the Roof, 2001: A Space Odyssey, Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory, The Witches, Bell Book & Candle, The Haunting (1963), The 5,000 Fingers of Dr. T, Gone With The Wind
Shows: Doctor Who, Star Trek, Star Trek: the Next Generation, Black Adder, Fawlty Towers, Parks and Recreation, The Mighty Boosh, The Muppet Show, H.R. Pufnstuf, A Game of Thrones
Music: The Ramones, The Reatards, Quintron, The Spits, The Stooges, New York Dolls, Richard Hell & the Voidoids, King Khan & the Shrines, Pissed Jeans, M.O.T.O, Sparks, ABBA, Pat Benetar, Flipper, Country Teasers, A-frames, Fe Fi Fo Fums, The Four Seasons, Otis Redding, The Beach Boys, The Animals, The Penetrators, The Nerves, George Jones, Merle Haggard, The Exploding Hearts, Bauhaus, King Tuff, Wax Museums
Food: Pizza, Thai, Vietnamese
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Dr. Pepper Chapstick, Diet Coke, My Volvo, kisses, dress socks, alone time.
Edit: turns out I can live without my Volvo but it hurts me.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I spend a lot of time thinking about how I need a puppy or three. Andre the Giant. Outer space. Why Carl Sagan's voice is so soothing. All the places I want to go. How awesome it would be to live in rural Japan. How awesome it would be to become a hermit, but then I remember hermits have nobody to make out with.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Watching movies or starting a book, becoming obsessed, and not being able to sleep until I have read the whole thing.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Walt Disney, Jim Henson, Mr. Rogers, Levar Burton, Chuck Jones, and Doctor Seuss are some of my heroes.
I know that is not private but I'm an open book so I've nothing to confess.
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 23–36
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
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Message me if you ain't a turd. If you are super smart I might make an exception to the no turds rule.