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40 Milwaukee, WI Man


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  • Ages 30–50
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

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Last Online
Dec 21
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
A little extra
Mostly anything
Not at all
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Capricorn, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Science / Engineering
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Has kids
Has cats

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My self-summary
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I recently decided to try to navigate through life by not giving a single fuck. That approach is actually working out quite well for me at the moment.

I believe my self summary needs a re-write. Stuff like the above mission statement is fun to say, but not actually true. Stay tuned.
What I’m doing with my life
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Mostly trying to pursue a professional career in the sciences.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Surviving hardship with a smile on my face.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My irreverent wit. Wanna hear a knock knock joke? LOl!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books (Literature is my favorite form of art) : Kurt Vonnegut Jr., Harlan Ellison, Phillip Jose Farmer, Shakespeare, Phillip K Dick, Neuromancer, Hyperion Cantos, Hothouse, 1984, Dune, The Chronicles of Amber, The Dancers at the End of Time, The Earthsea Cycle, The Little Prince.

Movies (Film is my favorite form of art): Moonrise Kingdom, The Big Lebowski, Glengarry Glen Ross, Blade Runner, Repo Man, 12 Monkeys, Training Day, Big Trouble in Little China, Better Off Dead, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, American Beauty, Rushmore, Raising Arizona, The Royal Tenenbaums, Fargo (I could go on and on).

Shows (Television is my favorite form of art): Arrested Development, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, The Trailer Park Boys, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Eastbound and Down.

Music ((Music, for real this time, is my favorite form of art): Lush, My Bloody Valentine, Slowdive, Chapterhouse, Metric, The Pixies, The Breeders, Throwing Muses, Plumtree, The Rentals, Camper Van Beethoven, Concrete Blonde, Cub, Edwyn Collins, Elastica, The Fibonaccis, First Aid Kit, Frank Black, Fugazi, Husker Du, Liz Phair, Meat Puppets, Pavement, Wild Flag, The Softies, Sonic Youth That Dog, Blouse, Tiger Trap, Wild Nothing, Zolof the Rock & Roll Destroyer.

Food (food can be art too, but not into it so much): I'm not very picky in this department. Some of my favorites aren't particularly exotic; I love pasta salad, grilled cheese, chili, yogurt and tuna salad. Not a big fan of sugary confections.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. My internets
2. My feline roommate (owes me a lot of back rent)
3. Books
4. Swiss army knife
5. Sun glasses
6. My music collection (DAE like Shoegaze?)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Random intellectual nonsense with a smattering of delusional fantasy.

I expect nothing and I'm still disappointed.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Contemplating getting 10-15 cats.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Three for one bonus:

I am a notorious neatnik, but in a good way.

I secretly like Katy Perry.

I'm normally a cheerful person, but starting to lean towards existential nihilism as a personal philosophy... it's going better than expected.

Wait there's more:

I like to sleep with seven pillows, I have nine but prefer seven.

I have a Magic 8 Ball which I consult occasionally, I think it's broken.

I carry a MAN purse. Ask me what's in it, I dare you.
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