I'm meticulous about spelling & grammar (It drives me crazy that I had to drop an 'L' from my preferred profile name just to fit the 15 character limit), yet I have an odd affinity for bastardized, contractive reductions like 'gonna', 'wanna' and 'shoulda'. I attribute this to listening to alotta the Ramones during my formative years.
I like to put creativity into everything I do, yet impose rules on myself to get the best results.
I'm preposterously open-minded, yet somewhat intolerant with lactose.
I like to think of myself as a realist, yet I know I have the heart of a romanticist, though I can't paint like one.
I was married when I earned my bachelor's degree.
I'm extremely well-mannered, yet I enjoy thinking about and saying things that are completely inappropriate.
I'm anti-littering and anti-pollution, yet a seemingly big fan of self-contamination.
I'm a meticulator: a meticulous procrastinator.