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Lazy_Kangaroo

28 / M / Straight / Single

Dublin, Ohio

His Details

Last Online
Today – 6:26am
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 2″ (1.88m).
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism and laughing about it
Sign
Aries
Education
Graduated from college/university
Job
Banking / Financial / Real Estate
Income
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
A friend told me my previous profile was too ridiculous, and didn't convey to the opposite sex that I am actually serious about being on this web site.

That said, I am quite ridiculous in general but lets go ahead and give it a shot.

I was born and raised in the Columbus/Dublin area. I spent most of my teen years if not all of them, single. This time allowed me to hone my nerd skills to the fine Apex they now. It mostly deals with movies, and video games. However beyond that I know quite a little about a lot of things, and If I don't, and I'm interested I will learn. I'm Great at fixing the most random things, and I built my own computer. I like to see how things work, even if that means sometimes they need to break in order to do so.

I went to Wright State for college, and majored in finance, and honestly wish I had picked something different. However, my interests are to varied to have decided correctly, I would make the same claim had I picked a different major at the time. I made some great friend, and had a fun time along the way, so I don't regret it.
What I’m doing with my life
Now I'm just living the dream. As an adult I have a full time job, a car, monthly bills, all that jazz.

I still live with two roommates, something about all those finance classes must have sank in because its cheaper this way for me. Which in turns allows me to pursue things that I'm more interested in outside of work.

I currently work as a Senior Chargeback Specialist, it sure sounds fancy. What that means is if your debit card gets stolen or you are disputing a charge, I'm the guy who disputes the charges with VISA to get the money back for the bank. What it really means, is I get to laugh at the stupidity of people on a daily basis(this would apply to non fraud disputes only). So I stick around. The pay is decent, but if I'm still doing it in five years there might be a problem.

After I put in my 8 hours, I try to exercise, or at the very least go for a walk before I come home and make dinner. Its worth noting I'm a decent cook, but its hard to get creative when your cooking for one, and your fridge has no room because you share it with two other guys. Why one person needs a 25 pack of hot dogs, I will never understand. anyway, after I eat I usually watch some TV or play video games. If that sounds boring, its because it is. That is just a typical night, sometimes I will go to trivia, or laser tag. It really depends on what me and my roommates have going on.

The weekend are usually reserved for the real activities. Zoo trips, Hiking, Netflixing, Its not hard to convince me to do anything really, as long as it will be a good time. I would say I'm very go with the flow, the flow has just been slow as of late. I like to make a point of seeing my nephews every other week at least. which usually involves trips to the park or my parents house. Once they are older I have many things planned I would like to do with them. Many a shinnangians can be had with twins.
I’m really good at
A lot of stuff.
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm tall, and pretty sarcastic.

or that I have a tri-force Tattoo, did I mention I like video games?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I wish I read as much as I used to, and I have no excuse as I have loads of free time. The most recent things Ive read was Game of thrones, and the Book Thief. Others include, Fight club, Girl with the dragon Tattoo, LOTR, Salem's lot, Let the right one in, and Harry potter. Just to name a few.

Movies on the other hand, I devote more time then I probably should. Ive seen Quite a lot in my time, and enjoy bad ones to boot. This list is just the tip of the iceberg, and i will forget some I'm sure. Ghostbuster, Starwars, Snatch, Princess bride,
Shawshank redemption, Goonies, Stargate, Big Fish, Evil dead, and so many more.

Tv Shows, another guilty pleasure. With the help of Netflix, a DVR, and no social life I watch most of the following; Psych, Archer, Being Human, Burn Notice, weeds, workaholic, the walking dead, its always sunny, Wilfred, American dad, Eureka, Warehouse 13, Dexter, and Futurama. Again, just to name a few...

As for music, I am lucky enough to get away with listening to it at work. My tastes are pretty varied, unless its rap, or country.
Some of my favorites are, Queens of the Stone age, Electric six, Muse, Empire of the Sun, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Shiny toy guns, and little Hurricane.

Food, Yes please.
Cant lose with sushi or pizza.
The six things I could never do without
1. My wandering mind
2. Swimming pools
3. friends and family
4. Good food
5. Desire to pet dangerous animals
6. and,
I spend a lot of time thinking about
So many different things at any given point.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
It pains me to have a completely serious profile. I'm considered a pretty funny guy. Most likely in a weird/sarcastic way though, which I'm totally cool with.

My answers to the questions give a better sense of my humor.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 24–33
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
I'm eventually looking for something serious. If you enjoyed my profile and think we might get along, awesome send me something (more then just "hello").

please ladies, I ask that you too have no topless pics in your profile. I'm not a piece of meat.