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25 Santa Monica, CA Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–28
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Jan 17
6′ 1″ (1.86m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Aries, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Art / Music / Writing
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs and likes cats
English, French

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My self-summary
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have you ever seen Love, Actually? i'm basically Hugh Grant without the charm or accent or power or money.
What I’m doing with my life
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triaging french slang into my vernacular
browsing the web with ecclesiastical fervour

† graphic design i guess
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
faking the words 'absolutely massive' in a mysteriously northern English accent,
avoiding the word twittosphere until now,
getting dressed,
getting down
The first things people usually notice about me
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cargo shorts & skater hoodies

8" jew fro
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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patti smith, murakami, delillo, didion, st. exupery, hergé, xavier dolan, woody allen, miyazaki, haneke, farhadi, park chan-wook, lost in translation, tom ford, adventure time, rick & morty, salut c'est cool, cashmere cat, gaslamp killer, ryan hemsworth, lindsay lowend, zhu, tim & jean, flying lotus, leon vynehall, banks, shitty mid-to-late-90s pop, kanye (praised be He)
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
⧽ earnest enthusiasm
⧽ convoluted handshakes
⧽ moral relativism
⧽ depth perception
⧽ loud music
⧽ mirror neurons
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
le vent se lève, il faut tenter de vivre.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
dismantling the patriarchy and my liver, separate but equally
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I listen to yellowcard
You should message me if
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you are not actively affiliated with a hate group or the tabloid press

you can laugh at yourself, heartily if need be
(in french, this is endearingly known as autodérision)

I just got back from 3 months in paris so if anyone wants to exchange anecdotes hit a brotha up

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