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LeSuck

36 M Oakland, CA

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 26–37
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 10:22pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Asian
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Strictly other
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Military
Income
$70,000–$80,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English, French (Poorly), Chinese (Poorly), C++ (Okay)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
My story? Well I was born a poor black child...just kidding (I hope you know what movie that's from). My hero is Forrest Gump. I know he is fictional but he lived an amazing life full of great experiences. Some of them were wonderful, like graduating college, joined the military and gone to war while meeting great lifelong friends, finding success in business, traveling and seeing the world, and starting a family. Some were also not so wonderful experiences such as the death of his "very good best friend", mother and wife. But that's life, a collection of good and bad experiences. I'm not necessarily trying to copy his life, perhaps mimic a little, but I did graduate from a wonderful University(GO GAUCHOS), joined the Army and met some amazing friends while serving two tours in Iraq, invested my money in a business(Apple) and traveled to 4/7(Asia, Africa, N. America, and Europe) continents in the world.

So who am I looking for? My Jenny of course. Someone to share these life experiences with. I have 3 more continents to travel to, hopefully you would want to join me in traveling to them (I'll exclude Antarctica if you want). I want to start a family, if you started one already that's cool too, less medical bills for me (just kidding). Ultimately the only thing we have is time, and I want to spend what little time there is with family and friends. That's why we are on this site, to meet friends who will hopefully become family.

Obligatory profile stuff. My friends would say I am smart, loyal, a good listener, and funny. My Brigg-Meyers profile is INTS. I hope to make you laugh with me more than you laugh at me, but it doesn't matter as long as you laugh. I have a good idea of what I want to do in the future, but remain flexible because life always changes. Most importantly though, I know the difference between your, you're, their, there, and they're. I love animals and children. I used to volunteer at an animal shelter in Santa Barbara (ASAP) and as an after school tutor at an elementary school. I apologize for any grammatical or punctuation errors but I was a Math major in college for a reason.

I'll leave you with my favorite joke, bit of math/stat humor:

Three statisticians go duck hunting. They spot a duck, and the first statistician fires and misses 3 feet to the right. The second fires and misses 3 feet to the left. The third statistician jumps up and down and yells "we got it, we got it!!"
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Finishing my third combat tour, studying to be an actuary and teacher.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Math. Forgetting things, and math.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm the dumbest smart guy you will ever meet.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Doestoevsky, Tolstoy, Forrest Gump, Reqium for a Dream, Blind Melon, 311, Sublime, any yummy food without Milk(I'm allergic) I like everything that is good though, life is too short to limit your experiences.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Family, Friends, My cats, The internet, toilet paper, and a pen.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How am I going to retire, and spending time with my family and friends. The first and second amendment and arguments concerning them. Conflicts in the middle east, and our involvement. Also our foreign policies which I think are essential economically and politically. How am I gonna help save the people of Afghanistan. Problems with our Education and healthcare systems. Ideas on illegal immigration, and abuse of the welfare system in America, ask if you want to hear them, I would love to hear about any ideas you may have.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
With friends, family, cats or asleep.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Anytime the ASPCA commercial with Sarah McLaughlin comes on I tear up or have to change the channel. I adopted 2 cats and volunteer at an animal shelter, what more do you want from me?!? Oh money, right. I also have baby nicknames for me cats, but what cat owner doesn't, right?
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You like animals, nice people.. I don't know who comes up with these things?