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24 F San Francisco, CA

I’m looking for

  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 23–29
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, short-term dating

My Details

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6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Strictly vegetarian
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids

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My self-summary
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I am a product of evil and hair dye.
I mostly identify with Cameron Frye.

I want to be Wayne White and Tracey Emin and Robert Rauschenberg all in one.
What I’m doing with my life
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Painting Butts & Boys, mostly.

Other than that I am actively trying to win tickets to Antiques Roadshow & storming estate sales around the city.
Why yes, I really am 65.

They pay me to make sure that a store on Haight doesn't burn down and people get paid. It's by far not my dream job, I complain about it a lot, but it's a fun adventure.

My alter ego was recently created & it's believed that I could make money off of it. Her names Sad Girl Cam Girl and the idea is just me as a cam girl sitting in a room of mirrors, playing all my most sad records, while eating cupcakes & crying in my undies & a Cure shirt.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Changing my hair every month.
Currently it's pink.

A surprising amount of people have told me I am their favorite person to follow on twitter. At this point I'm convinced it's because I make so many depressing jokes about 2006. But at least I know my market.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I feel like my height is a pretty obvious answer here.
I mean how many 6'2" girls do you know?

I pretty much always wear a necklace that reads "Let's Make Out".

I have Linda Belcher hips.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Hemingway and Palahniuk and Green.

Inglorious Bastards, The Royal Tenenbaums, The Labyrinth, Almost Famous, Forgetting Sarah Marshall.

I am currently rewatching all of Degrassi & it's the best choice I've ever made. I felt personally victimized by the ending of How I Met Your Mother, to the point that I had to leave the room & cry for several hours. I stand by Veronica Mars being my favorite show of all time.

My first concert was Iggy Pop when I was 13, I peaked far too early. It's been all down hill since.

Give me veggies or give me death.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
The Ocean.

#7 my "my spirit animal is a goth teenager" shirt.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Would I makeout with Jack White given the chance only to risk transforming into him?
Am I more of a Gilbert or a George?
When will This is England '90 come out?
When will I get to the drunk singing "Train in Vain" phase?
How Ferris Bullers day off is a film about Cameron.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Probably very sleepy, eating a burrito and watching Master Chef. I've gotten in the habit of getting up early on Saturdays and making the day mine.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I make really bad "fake" video art ideas like "constant video loop of me silently crying to the "Moon Song" projected next to you in bed".
Or "Karen O's single tear from the "Maps" video projected across my body".
Why do so many have Karen O involved? Why am I not making these?!
You should message me if
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You're George Harrison or Joe Gilgun.
Or you're okay with the fact that you'll eventually be smashed into a bajillion coins.

Where are all the sad boys with cats?