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28 M Ottawa, Ontario, CA

My Details

Last Online
Today – 9:53am
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Atheism, and somewhat serious about it
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Unable to complete this exercise timely manner, I'm going to just throw myself at the keyboard and produce a stream of consciousness that I hope will work as an example of what my thought processes are like.

What I was stuck on the most was that I couldn't tell if a self summary should be written as " How I perceive myself", or "best description of me for a stranger to absorb".
I could always write about what I think of myself but I hesitate and wonder, "Is that what people really want to know?". When considering how to write a summary for someone else, I feel it would be immediately easier to engage in a conversation to answer questions as they arose.
I suppose what I take away from this is that I can't accurately summarize myself without knowing what you would want to know about me.

Hypothetically, I could play it safe and say mundane details like "I was raised in Trinidad and Tobago, moving to Canada for university and I've been here ever since (and still almost freezing to death each winter.)" , but in this day and age, where someone is born isn't that important anymore. Its just not telling as to who they are really.
I could try to talk about my personality, but I couldn't validate any of it here, so I feel like I would just be tossing out terms like "Humourous, cynical, inquisitive and good-natured" without either you or I knowing how the other views the specifics of any of the adjectives. Trying to be specific tends to get very dry. For example, "I enjoy improv based on well timed puns, double entendres and witty observations, which are relevant to the conversation/events at hand", which to me really doesn't sort anything out and just gets exponentially more complicated when considering the other adjectives which apply to me.

I suppose one accuracy about myself is that I like to be understood and I like to understand people. Not that I dread being misunderstood, but more that I feel a lot of the intricacies that make a person a person is in the very small, easily misconstrued details. Those are the things that I like to know. Its both a fun process to figure them out and satisfying feeling to actually "get" someone's intention.

I suppose I'm looking for like minded people.
So if you are tad neurotic, enjoy in-depth conversations about people's perceptions, and are yourself looking for someone similar, let me know.
What I’m doing with my life
Discovering the joys of home ownership.
I’m really good at
-Overthinking and enjoying it.
The first things people usually notice about me
I'll have to ask them, but if I was to guess, probably that I am very thin.

Hmm now that I think about it, I wonder if this question has to do with what a person feels most self conscious about?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
(Random favourites)
Books - The Foundation Series, The Prince, a Brave New world, R.A. Salvatore's Drizzt series, Ender's Game, The Naked Ape, Guns Germs and Steel.
Movies- Naked Gun Series, 13 Assassins, The Fall, Top Secret,.
Music- N/A. No real favourites, I just listen to a lot of random stuff.
Food- N/A. Whatever is quickest and carries a reasonable nutritional value.
The six things I could never do without
New things.
Hot Showers.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How to explain various human behaviors to aliens if they ever showed up.
On a typical Friday night I am
These weeks? At the gym.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Sometimes I'm polite only because I'm curious.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–39
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
You want me to make up a unique "Saturday Morning Cartoon Villain"-esque plot based on whatever is in your message.


You want me to read into everything you say to try and figure out what psychological and biological motivations brought you to wording whatever you stated the way you did.


You want me to message you back.