One of my favorite memories was when I bicycled across Japan. I almost died three times it was great!
I have come to realize that if some how I aquired super powers I am much more likely to be a criminal master mind than a member of the justice league.
I am always serious when I'm joking.
I think that Heath Ledger made Jack Nicholson look like a girl scout.
Was in Naval Intelligence and prefer the joke "that's one step above naval lint" to "isn't that an oxymoron"
Am a self proclaimed romantic impressionist, meaning I paint things that were pretty then don't quite get it right due to my quasi talent and call it impressionism rather than realism.