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Lebowski_00

52 M Santa Rosa, CA

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 38–50
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 7:38am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Full figured
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Agnosticism, and very serious about it
Sign
Libra, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Dropped out of space camp
Job
Sales / Marketing
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Has kids
Pets
Has dogs
Speaks
English, Yiddish (Poorly), Sanskrit (Fluently), Ancient Greek (Okay), Urdu (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I guess this is where I'm supposed to lie and tell you that I love long walks on the beach, candlelit dinners and romantic getaways. Not that I wouldn't consider any of that for the right partner. But the joy in doing that kind of stuff for me is seeing the look on your face and in your eyes and knowing how happy I've made you. Personally, I'd prefer being buried in the sand, a candlelight bath with my sweetie or driving aimlessly, getting lost and finding great interesting places by complete chance and creating memories.

I'm a fairly quick witted, self deprecating yet pretty mellow kinda guy. I've been told I'm a great catch but that's usually by married women, ugh. I'm a great listener but a poor rememberer, too many controlled substances as a kid I guess, but I do try.

Not real photogenic (see pics), but I do look like George Clooney in person. Honest!! Okay, maybe more like George Costanza! Not that there's anything wrong with that...I'm currently finding that I have to use less and less shampoo. In fact, I may give up the repeat altogether.

Looking for my cute, nerdy, possibly socially awkward partner in life. I've never been to either, but would probably prefer Comic-Con to Burning Man. Or a comedy club as opposed to a poetry reading, a steak as opposed to bocca burger. Care to join me?
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Trying to make it through this wondrous yet bizarre world. Doing my best to enjoy the ride and not make enemies along the way.

Tired of no longer enjoying my chosen profession and working toward a new calling and passion. Ah yes, the good old midlife (if I live to 100) crisis. I say, if you can't enjoy what you're doing, why keep doing it! Life is too short.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making the best of a bad situation. Guessing your weight. Laughing at the absurdity that is humanity. Wack-a-mole. Procrastination. Creating unnecessary professions.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My sexy earlobes followed closely by my strong manly chins.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Love to read but only shallow fiction. Novels, crime mysteries and humor. Couldn't quite finish "The Power of Now" or "A New Earth" but I should get props for trying!

Movies are one of my favorite things but haven't been finding much time or the right company to go. Enjoy both indie and big studio pics. Don't much get into Michael Bay movies. There's got to be some reason to watch other than just seeing things blow up. Enjoy action-adventure, classics, comedy, sci-fi, horror, documentary, even some romance but it's low on the list usually. Like to really evaluate the direction, cinematography, acting and writing.

Music, like most everything rock from the 60's on up to today. Also love jazz and like classical, but not too fond of most rap, opera or country. All depends on mood. If I like music so much, why do I usually find myself listening to talk radio or Giants games? I confuse myself sometimes!

I will admit (somewhat shamefully) that I do really enjoy TV. In fact, I believe this is actually a golden era for quality if you exclude all the reality stuff. There is actually some really creative and intense programming available now. You just have to look for it. Some of the current best are Homeland, Justified, The Newsroom, Louie, Walking Dead, Banshee, Strike Back and the just completed, Spartacus. There is also a lot of other good stuff like Mad Men, True Blood and Dexter, but I prefer shows that make me think a little more. I know...I'm a TV snob! Enjoy your Honey Boo Boo!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I'm not that needy!!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
My place in the universe. Fluffernutter or PBJ. Man's inhumanity to man. Paper or plastic.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I don't have a typical workweek so Friday's aren't so special. Would love to say that I jet off to Vegas for the weekend, but alas, I live in a world of my making.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Getting locked out of the house completely naked....oops!
You should message me if
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You find any of the above appealing or appalling, and don't take yourself too seriously.