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38 New Orleans, LA Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–50
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Mar 2
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Sagittarius, and it matters a lot
Working on university
Has a kid, and might want more
Has dogs and likes cats

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My self-summary
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I either really tie the room together or I'm getting peed on and stolen. Lol. (See username)

Warning this profile contains blistering waves of awesomeness, honesty, & cunning've been warned. To be upfront, I like Pop Tarts. Yep....strawberry ones with icing. Maybe you likezee stroodle? Danish? Krispy Kreme? If its a deal breaker let me know.

I used to be thankful that Weezer made Geek chic but I think somehow it altered the space time continuum and thus spawned a younger generation of pretentious hipsters. I'm a dork but I know it and I don't care. I'll throw myself in front of the bus to make you laugh. I draw. I dig lots of stuff, guy stuff...MMA, muscle cars ('69 has many meanings to a man), VeeDubs, rat rods, motorcycles (Indians, Harleys, & bobbers-not crotch rocket bros), slave girl Leia. I have a right sleeve, an upper back piece n some other ink goin on. SAINTS. I like all kinds of music, mostly punk bbuuut you'd be surprised at what's in my 600Gb music collection, it's no secret I like Madonna. There its out! Every guy secretly has an inner diva, don't be fooled. You might hear me belt out "Feel like a woman" in the shower, and if you tell anyone, they might never find your body.=P I dig Alternative, Reggae, Rocka-Psycho-Gutterbilly, old skool Country & hip hop, 80's music, American roots & JAZZ. My Ipod is much more interesting than the radio ANY day. I love the fact that my 8yr. old daughter knows the first 2 versus to the Runaways "Cherry Bomb" by heart. If you put the words "Nickel" and "Back" orrr "Jersey" n "Shore" in the same sentence, yer kickin rocks down the street. Hell, even if you say "Have ya seen the back of this new nickel?" You might not make it honey. Just saying. I'm a transplant from Cali, so I am super laid back and obviously drop regional dialect.
What I’m doing with my life
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Four years in the Navy, and 12 years as a commercial hard hat diver....both have their individual reputations and stereotypes. I am not defined by either though I do enjoy rum, "Aaarrrrr!"

Currently in transistion due to semi-recent major changes in my life, during the off season, I am a full time college student in the medical field pursuing a Masters. I'm devising a long term exit strategy...from my existing career choice. I'm a full time single father, with sole custody. My 8yo lil' girl is the center of my universe, obviously. Let it be clear though that I am fully capable of a duality between you and her, it's not like you're expendable. She's going to learn just as much about being a woman from me, as well as what a man should observing me. So just understand I'm here to protect her from my dating habits, therefore I keep her separated and that my time is rather limited between work and school, she's honestly the least of your worries. Also, there is zero drama surrounding this situation, as her mother passed. If you're the kind of woman who absolutely has to be the center of attention all the time 100% 24/7, then you need to grow the fuck up and quit being so self absorbed and threatened by a child. We are all adults now at various stages in our lives juggling careers, school, kids or whatever. You make the most of the time you have with your partner. I've obviously added this whole section here as a counterbalance to situations I've encountered here and in life.

Like I said earlier, I've lived in Cali for 1/3 of my life, so I consider San Diego my home. However, I've lived in NoLa (or area) for 12 yrs and have been officially baptized and adopted! I've lived in every corner of this country and all up in between. I've lived in Luxembourg and Thailand. I've been to Ireland, Israel, Europe, Central America... My old passport had ALOT of stamps in it.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Listening to my gut. Especially if its gurgling, ya don't wanna end up in a Scottish Loo, a la Trainspotting.
The first things people usually notice about me
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"Can I feel your head?"

My smile. My epic goatee, which since I think my days of 6" plus goatees are over....I've received many a compliment in regards to a fitting and suitable beard. My tattoos. uuuhhh....I've a great bum? I'd post some upper cheek cleavage but uhhhmmm, prolly against terms of service or something.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Movies::: My LOVE for the Cohen brothers started with Raising Arizona! Big Lebowski, Repo! The Genetic Opera, Tank Girl, The Crow, Rocky Horror, Cool Hand Luke, Star Wars (DUH), True Romance, Tarantino Flix. kiss kiss Bang Bang, Martial Arts Films, Comic & Fantasy Films. Guy Ritchie joints. Royal Tenenbaums, Who IS Kaiser Soze?

TV:::: Tosh.0, Justified. Spartacus. SOA. Louie. Boardwalk Empire, Family Guy. Arrested Development. Will&Grace. Californication . Daily Show. Robot Chicken. Archer. The Office. Game of Thrones. Shameless. It's Always Sunny In Philly, Firefly. Fringe. XFiles. ALF. Max Headroom. I'm about to dive into 20 years of Dr. Who....It's against guy code to openly admit that I've watched ANY episodes of Gilmore Girls, much less loved them.

Books::: ones made from paper. Wuthering Heights, all time favorite. Currently reading Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenace. Look Homeward, Angel by Thomas Wolfe. Crime & Punishment (Dostoyevsky). Kerouac. Rice. Steinbeck. Twain. Poe. Hemingway. Thompson. Burroughs. Salinger. Palahniuk. For some reason, I love Jane Austen novels (think its cuz I'm a hopeful romantic), I read alot alot of Classic lit.

MUSIC?! We just don't have that kind of time....even if I had to narrow it down to 10 bands I just couldn't. Ehmmm. Prince. MJ, Smiths/Morrissey/Cure, ugh I can't do it. I was starting with the 80s and workin out by decade but it's fruitless half the time y'all don't even get me when I say Iggy and the Stooges or Elvis Costello...heh.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Music, friends, happiness, Flash Gordon Decoder Ring, X-Ray glasses (it may be the law of averages but I can tell you're wearing Victoria Secret panties! LoL Sorry total nerd alert on the Superman 1 reference. Ya know cuz he has X-Ray vision, can't uh...see through lead...ugh never mind. Heh), my DANG iPhone. Oh and my signed Special Edition Justin Bieber collector trading cards! Thats seven.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Things that keep me out of the really good schools.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Doing the same thing we do every night Pinky, try to take over the world!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I live in Sch-Mandeville.

I loved the Notebook. Don't judge me!

Remember, that intelligence is the key. The KISS is the lock.
You should message me if
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You like to get busy. You like to get ill. Warm it up Chris!

You know who George Carlin is.

You think Pluto has gotten a bum rap.

As far as what I might be looking for? Brunettes, red heads, midgets, THEN blondes... You should like to read, maybe even write, play music or really reallly like music. This is where I go total chick on ya! "You must have a job, a car, your own money, drive, determination, a pull-yourself-up-by-your-own-bootstraps attitude." I can and do cook, clean, do laundry, iron, fix things. It's 2015, you should know how to check your own oil? I'm not looking for ANY kind of princess, to sit on her butt and be a puppy factory. I'm looking for a QUEEN. Queens have duties, responsibilities, they are the backbone of the kingdom, our kingdom! I want a girl that grabs the empty and says "I've got the next pitcher babe." Which you can do right? Since you have a JOB, and I believe in Equal Opportunity and all. =P If you are totally jaded and have major trust & insecurity issues? Then I'm not the guy for you. Been there, done that.

I like a gal who can make ME laugh. There's nothing like a girl that can take your crap and throw you back a curveball of her own. I'll watch Romantic Comedies with ya and not complain. Bridesmaids.was.hilarious.