Warning this profile contains blistering waves of awesomeness, honesty, cunning wit...you've been warned. Well, to be upfront, I like Pop Tarts. Yep....strawberry ones with icing. Maybe you likezee stroodle? Danish? Krispy Kreme? If its a deal breaker, let me know.
I used to be thankful that Weezer made Geek chic but I think somehow it altered the space time continuum and thus spawned a younger generation of pretentious hipsters. I'm a dork, but I know it, and I don't care. I'll throw myself in front of the bus to make you laugh. I draw. I dig lots of stuff, guy stuff...MMA, muscle cars ('69 has many meanings to a man), hot rods, rat rods, motorcycles (real ones Indians, Harleys, & bobbers-not crotch rocket bros), slave girl Leia. I have a right sleeve, an upper back piece n some other ink goin on. SAINTS. I like all kinds of music, mostly punk. But you'd be surprised at what's in my 600Gb music collection, it's no secret I like Madonna. There its out! Every guy secretly has an inner diva, don't be fooled. You might hear me belt out "Feel like a woman" in the shower, and if you tell anyone, they might never find your body.=P But I dig Alternative, Reggae, Rocka-Psycho-gutterbilly, old skool Country & hip hop, 80's music, American roots, JAZZ. My Ipod is much more interesting than the radio ANY day. I love the fact that my 7 yr. old daughter knows the first 2 versus to the Runaways "Cherry Bomb" by heart. If you put the words "Nickel" and "Back" orrr "Jersey" n "Shore" in the same sentence, yer kickin rocks down the street. Hell, even if you say "Have ya seen the back of this new nickel?" You might not make it honey. Just saying. I'm a transplant from Cali, so I am super laid back and obviously drop regional dialect.