Oh, how I hate these things! About me? Well, let's see. I am a pretty out-going person, but am super laid back. I have a good sense of humor and love sarcasm. I don't take myself too seriously and don't really expect anyone else to. I am loyal to a fault. I can be very trusting, which isn't always a good thing. I consider myself of average or above average intelligence and enjoy good, intelligent conversation. I love to meet new people with interesting hobbies and personalities. I once took a train from New Jersey to Florida and I spent the whole trip in the lounge car exchanging stories with people at least twice my age. I count that as one of my favorite life experiences thus far. I'm sure I will eventually have more to add, but that's all I can think of for now. If you have any questions, please feel free to message me!

I am currently a traveling phlebotomist. I liken my existence to that of a clown working at a circus... Going to a different location each day, setting up and putting on a show, and then packing it all in to do again tomorrow. I am fortunate to love my job and can't imagine myself doing anything else right now!

Helping people. I volunteer with the American Red Cross on a fairly regular basis, but not as much as I'd like to. I'm also good at learning, as long as I'm interested in the subject matter. I tend to get obsessed with a topic and try to learn everything I can about it as fast as possible. I also retain information fairly well, which allows me to count Trivial Pursuit as one of my talents in life.

I've been told that my eyes are the first things people notice. I've been told that I have "Disney Princess" eyes.

I love anything that is interesting or different. I also like non-fiction a lot, so I tend to read biographies and watch documentaries. Here are some of my favs:

Books: The Melancholy Death of Oyster Boy, Aesops Fables, Catcher In The Rye, The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Nighttime, Bowie: A Biography, Flowers for Algernon, Of Mice and Men, To Kill a Mockingbird, Portrait of Dorian Grey, Edgar Allen Poe

Movies: Goodfellas, The Breakfast Club, Edward Scissorhands, The Nightmare Before Christmas, Labyrinth, Billy Madison, Mars Attacks, Benny & Joon, A Bronx Tale, Casino, Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory, Corpse Bride, Death to Smoochy, Dracula, Ed Wood, The Exorcist, Fried Green Tomatoes, From Hell, A League of Their Own, Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, Pirates Of The Carribean, Pretty in Pink, Pride & Prejudice, Rocky Horror Picture Show, The Sandlot, Sleepy Hollow, This Is Spinal Tap, Unbreakable, Whats Eating Gilbert Grape, Alice in Wonderland

Music: David Bowie, Cage The Elephant, The Beatles, Jim Croce, 30 Seconds to Mars, Britney Spears, Bad Religion, Tool, The Buzzcocks, The Cruxshadows, HIM, Aerosmith, John Mayer, Johnny Cash, The Killers, Lunachicks, MGMT, Mindless Self Indulgence,Nine Inch Nails, NOFX, Orgy, The Parasites, Pink Floyd, Smash Mouth, Stone Temple Pilots, Soho Dolls, System of a Down,Third Eye Blind, Wolfsheim

TV Shows: The Daily Show, Grey's Anatomy, Californication, Shameless, Big Love, Aqua Teen Hunger Force Dexter, Family Guy, Law and Order, Six Feet Under, Twilight Zone, The X-Files

Food: I'm partial to good ol' American cusine, but I'm always up to try anything new. I also love Indian and Ethiopian food (yes, Ethiopians DO eat).

- Friends (I have some of the best!)
- Family
- My dog
- My iPhone
- The Internet (So I can find answers to those burning questions that randomly come up at 3:30 in the morning)
- Music

What I should eat for dinner. How things work. The future.

Out with friends, usually at a bar or restaurant or hanging out around a backyard fire exchanging stories. If I'm not out, I definitely like to keep things low-key, like watching a movie or reading a book.

Sometimes I will randomly break out into the Oscar Mayer weiner song.

- You're not an idiot.
- You have a good sense of humor and can take a joke.
- You have your own car.
- You are willing to pay for a date once in awhile.
- You are able to put others ahead of yourself at times.
- You don't think I'm being too picky.

You should not message me if

- All or most of your pictures include you with other women. If they're family, specify that.
- Any one of your pictures include you with another woman whose face cropped/blacked out. Let's try to keep things classy, fellas!
- You look or act like a Jersey Shore cast member.
- You look like Drew Carey.
- You like to wear kilts.