• Advocate of civilization
• Definer of civilization
• Teacher of the rules of civilization
• Arouser of those who form civilization
• Organizer of the pro-civilzation activists
• Leader (possibly) of the civilizing forces

Leading those who won't be intimidated by the political elite in the battle for America's soul. It hasn't always been easy; I've faced some difficult times as a consequence of my bravery, but I've never been one to turn down a challenge. Besides, I love to see the looks on the faces of the literati whenever I emerge from the dust of tweets and trivia... and I ALWAYS do!

Everything I attempt, and presumably everything I don't, though the latter's just a guess on my part.

Guessing things. ;)

Update 1/21/2012: WINNING THE SOUTH CAROLINA REPUBLICAN PRIMARY!!!! :D

The grandiosity of my intellect, my awe-inspiring charisma, my disarming, rapier wit, and my passion for America. I am a transformational figure, a forward-thinking Man of Destiny; envied by men, adored by women.

I've also been told I have nice eyelashes.

Books:
The Battle of the Crater by Newt Gingrich
A Nation Like No Other: Why American Exceptionalism Matters by Newt Gingrich
The Gettysburg Trilogy by Newt Gingrich
Saving Lives and Saving Money by Newt Gingrich
Rediscovering God in America by Newt Gingrich
Ronald Reagan: Rendezvous with Destiny by Newt Gingrich
Winning the Future: A 21st Century Contract with America by Newt Gingrich
Real Change: The Fight for America's Future by Newt Gingrich
Real Change: From the World that Fails to the World that Works by Newt Gingrich
Lessons Learned the Hard Way by Newt Gingrich
5 Principles for a Successful Life: From Our Family to Yours by Newt Gingrich
To Renew America by Newt Gingrich
The Art of Transformation by Newt Gingrich
Renewing American Civilization by Newt Gingrich
Bedtime Stories for Orphans by Newt Gingrich
A City Upon a Hill by Newt Gingrich
Anything by Tom Clancy or Michael Crichton (especially CONGO)

Movies:
The Hunt for Red October
Jurassic Park (1 & 3, but not 2)
Ghostbusters

Shows:
The Office (American version... Dwight Schrute is my homeboy!)
Fox News

Music:
Wagner
John Williams
Brass Menagerie feat. Newt Gingrich

Food:
Almost anything! I'm definitely a "foodie!"

My great ideas, zoo animals, my media company (Newt Gingrich Productions), my Zune, my expense account at Tiffany's, sex–not that I have trouble getting any, lol! ;)

Newt Gingrich, Newt Gingrich's speeches, what it will be like when Newt Gingrich is President, dinosaurs, the moon, lasers, how cool it would be if there were dinosaurs on the moon equipped with lasers, what it will be like when Newt Gingrich is crowned First Emperor of Earth.

Speaking to my many, many fans, whether in-person at an event, or via my video podcast on youtube.

Wining and dining hotties from my campaign staff.

Visiting the zoo.

I'm an open book about almost anything, but if you quote me, I'll tell people you're lying.

You have a desire for real change and want to visit the zoo.