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33 Simei New Town, Singapore Man


I’m looking for

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  • Ages 18–34
  • Near me
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Dec 2, 2014
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Atheism, and somewhat serious about it
Taurus, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Has dogs
English (Fluently), Chinese (Okay)

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My self-summary
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Random facts about me (changed whenever I feel like it)

1) Full disclosure: I'm seeing someone, but I feel suffocated sometimes and need space. So I'm just here for the conversations.

2) I've changed a lot in this past year, but my answers reflect my old stances. I can't be bothered to change them. Meh!

3) I swim and gym twice a week, read legal judgements for fun and self improvement, and so yeah, I do take care of myself.

4) Folks always ask (with some trepidation) if I am 'reading their minds' after hearing what I majored in, and my field of work. The right answer is 'Not all the time...'.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I am one of those people who keep rogue white-collars in line. Something like a deskjob superhero i suppose. Except that I wear my underwear on the inside. Most of the time anyway.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Inventing my own quotes:
"Conscience is relative to what is at stake" - Me
"A good argument is not made by stirring a thesaurus in a bucket of crap and tossing it at the other guy." - Me
"I had no time to find dinner, so I think I'll eat a beer." - Me

Les Mis and Phantom. Javert and Phantom mainly, because charismatic 'bad' guys are much more fun than pretty, flutter-headed 'heroes' who get everything handed to them easy (Marius and Raoul, I'm looking at you two...).

Folks say I'm pretty good. Other parts when appropriately drunk. May include attempts at the female ones. You were warned.

Keeping an open mind, and being really good at sorting out all the rubbish that falls into it.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My outlook on life. I received my university education in Sydney, and thus think lot differently (and am a LOT more outspoken) than the average local guy.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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"The world is your oyster... then you find out you are allergic to seafood."

Ed: Oops. Ignore that. Damn monkey started writing Shakespeare instead of building my profile.

Moral Animal, Blind Watchmaker, Peter F. Hamilton's The Night's Dawn Trilogy, Reading People, Survival of the Prettiest: The Science of Beauty, Quirkology, Freakonomics, World War Z, 1984, Animal Farm, Mindless military-techno thrillers (i.e. war porn... guilty of sneaking an occasional read).

Game of Thrones, Suits, Dexter, Mythbusters, South Park, Walking Dead

Cloud Atlas, Monty Python (Life of Brian, Holy Grail), V for Vendetta, Donnie Darko, Amelie, Inception, Source Code

Phantom of the Opera, Les Miserables

Lindsey Sterling, musicals, Eminem, Aerosmith, Faye Wong, choir music, 80's hits... heck, my taste in music varies too widely. Actually nearly everything except hip hop and Justin Bieber.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
The Internet
My Kindle

Ed: Yeah that's 4. The monkeys writing this swapped to the local political party's definition of peanuts (S$600,000 = 1 peanut) before they got to writing the rest and went on strike. They are still barricading my underwear closet.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Virulent memetic viruses.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
These days? Almost always out, making new friends, discovering new eating places and drinking lounges. Gimme a wave if you recognise me.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I don't trust lawnmowers / grass-cutters. Developed the phobia after being headshot by a stone struck by the blade when I was a lot younger.
You should message me if
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(Full disclosure: See note in my profile!)

You consider yourself an emotionally mature and "well-adjusted" person, and you are willing to just be friends and/or date for a while until I am convinced that you are not a psychopath. :)

You want to communicate with a dude that can write better than 99% of the other blokes here. Or at least.. can afford a better team of monkey editors.

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