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24 M Portland, OR

My Details

Last Online
Aug 21
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Mostly vegan
Atheism, and laughing about it
Pisces, but it doesn’t matter
Dropped out of university
Art / Music / Writing
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), French (Poorly), Other (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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Hi. My names Mike.
What I’m doing with my life
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I a pirate who works currently work full-time at a custom production ceramic studio. In my free time, I've been doing programming, ceramics, and electronics for my non-profit design firm I'm trying to build. Muahaha. I'm filling the rest of the time cooking, reading, and spending time with friends having fun and intermittently getting inebriated. I'd love to squeeze in some of my other passions too, but it's damn hard to balance everything.

I want to go camping, backpacking, and kayaking. Badly. So if that's your jam, then lets make it happen.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
- Being myself
- Giving a warm smile
- Making a remark about how delicious fresh cool air is
- Marveling: How things are how they are (e.g. bridges?)
- Ceramics
- Computer graphics
- Making fire pits and hearths in my backyard, on a whim
- Figuring things out
- Reading, listening to music, watching movies, sailing, hiking, camping, woodwork, biking, walking around, going out for food at tasty places, gaming, drinking, stop-motion animation, appreciating the small things in life, being dumbfounded by the complexity of nature, humans, this earth, and the multiverse
- Lots of other shit
The first things people usually notice about me
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Hell, I've never asked anyone that, so I have no clue.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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So many I don't even want to pick any specifically....
So I'll stick to this:
- Most recent enthralling Books: There Will Come Soft Rain by Ray Bradbury, Siddhartha, John O'Hara short stories
- Most recent thrilling Movies (watched or re-watched): Moon (2009), OSS 117 (both of them are exceptional) Mary and Max, Amalie, The Artist (fucking love it!) and Delicatessen
- Most recent enjoyable Shows: Jeeves and Wooster, and Game of Thrones
- Most recent entertaining music: Siriusmo, Souleance, Suff Daddy, and Etta James
- Most recent delectable food sensations I've been concocting: coconut curry butternut squash soup, bombdiggity pad thai, and fucking pizza
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
- The Muppets
- Everything else...
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Doing nothing typical
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm not authorized to divulge that information
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 26–37
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
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You're awesomely awesome and you'd like to go on some adventures.

You want to go for a run, or hike, or a play, etc. I'm up for pretty much anything.

You are into anime.

You're aspiring to make this little rock a better place, are creative in some field, and have a desire to learn and grow as an individual.

You think dinosaurs or megafauna or astrophysics or space or other amazingly nerdy stuff is sweet sauce.