My parents had the good idea to give me a name that is supposed to mean "God's Gift", so that's a lot to live up to. It's a tough job, but somebody's gotta do it !
What I’m doing with my life
Setting the bar really high for your next boyfriend. :)
I’m really good at
I am apparently really good at being popular with kids under 7 and charming my way into the hearts of moms over 50.
My girl friends always try to get me to cook something for them; I've been told I can pull a mean artichoke bisque, a radical oyako-don, and a savage finnish salmon soup. Of course, you'd have to try for yourself and tell me what you think.
The first things people usually notice about me
My foreigner friends tell me I am the least french French person they know. I choose to take this as a compliment.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
There are lots. We can talk about that later. I'll keep it short for now.
one book : A confederacy of dunces
one movie : I honestly can't choose just one. I probably like the same masterpieces as you do, but if you can enjoy the poetry and creativity of things like "Pompoko", "Class of Nuke'em High: Subhumanoid meltdown" and "The Room", I am going to wife you very hard. I also like the Etrange Festival a lot.
one TV show : South Park. Trey Parker is my spirit animal.
one band : Anything involving Trent Reznor. He's my other spirit animal (I actually have a big spirit kennel. True fact)
Food : I can be a pretty adventurous eater in the right set of mind and assuming basic hygienic conditions are met, but nobody will make me eat brussel sprouts.
The six things I could never do without
Probably the same things than you, so instead, I'll give you the 5
D's of dodgeball:
- and Dodge
I spend a lot of time thinking about
I find it hilarious that OkCupid profiles me as way less polite than other men my age. I can guarantee you that I am the best-behaved goddamn motherfucker around !
Ditto about my supposedly off-the-chart kinkiness and sex drive. Either the other guys are lying, or there's a dramatic fall in libido when you hit 35. In any case, it makes me much more fun to hang out with, I guess, and that's totally right.
On a typical Friday night I am
If I am free on Saturday and my friends are up for a drink ... Expect me. Expect anything. For example, I'd be happy to go see some live wrestling at the Lucha Libre, or join the heavy metal karaoke at la Cantada, or even drink some cocktails at the Dirty Dick or on the terrace of Nüba/Wanderlust. I've also recently heard about the haunted house show in Paris and I'd love to give it a shot. Anybody up for it ?
If I am not free on Saturday because there's a boxing training session or I am out giving my platelets (universal donor, baby !), my Fridays are usually filled with furious bassturbation (you should see me work that big piece of wood) or trying to master the classics of glam metal on my totally hardcore ukulele.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have a soft spot for girls who look like Snow-White. You know, the likes of Julie Andrews in Mary Poppins, Jennifer Connelly, Zooey Deschanel : fair skin, dark hair and blue, gray or green eyes. Probably because there's a little bit of Doc and Dopey in me.
Don't get this wrong though, I've been also known to fall for girls who look like Kirsten Dunst. So as long as you look like a human being, it's totally open.
You should message me if
you are awesome. I won't settle for less, as you shouldn't.