they call me leg brace jake because my legs don't work well

funemployed/livin large

gaming, walking (haha), egg dying (year-round activity), eating weird stuff (try me), partys

broke as shit, walks weird, smokes crack, fun to be around, tie dye shirts, bloody knuckles, hollering

books/movies - spawn, private parts, watchmen, porns

shows - south park, attitude era wwf/ecw, jackass

muzik - korn, incubus (the early stuff), static-x, deadsy, deftones, orgy, puddmudd, stone soul, filter, bury your dead, slipknot, system of a down, five finger death punch, h-blockx, psychopathic family, owl city, dntel, feist

food - kfc, taco bell, l.j. silvers, the hut, buttfuckers (fuddrukers)

1 paintball gun for shooting at animals
2 porn unless i meet a nice girl
3 humer/laughing
4 grilled stuft burrito
5 break.com
6 my mom's love
7 salvia
8 fuckfear drinkbeer

black people/white people, marvel/dc, life, maggots/juggalos

burning shit, elbowfighting in the rite aid parking lot, looking at cars in the rite aid parking lot, gaming

im a mama's boy

you think that we might be a good couple and you think im handsome or interesting