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My self-summary
My name is Ben. Nerd as hell. I'm a grumpy bugger.

I want to be friends with your dogs, cats, or other assorted pets. I like reading, netflix, coffee, whiskey, feeling nostalgic, spicy food, nice suits, feminism, and learning random facts.

Instagram: the_legend_of_ben
Tumblr: thelegendofben.tumblr.com
What I’m doing with my life
I'm studying to be an electronics mechanic so I can get a cushy government job. I like to go climbing and hiking whenever I can, because it is a lot more fun that running.
I’m really good at
Apparently I'm pretty funny??

The first things people usually notice about me
My charming personality and my award-winning good looks???

Yeah probably not
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Literally too much to list, but you can always ask me!

But if you insist on a list...
Favorite video game is The Legend of Zelda
Favorite movie is a tie between The Lion King and Jurassic Park
Favorite book series is A Song of Ice and Fire
Favorite tv show is Scrubs
Favorite band is Red Hot Chili Peppers
Favorite play is Fiddler on the Roof
Favorite classical composer is Tchiacovsky

I will try just about any type of food. I love Spicy food. I will go to town on a bacon cheese burger with jalapenos.

The six things I could never do without
Either one of my hands
My cat
Social interaction on some degree
Coffee. I'm sure if I really wanted to I could give it up, but I would very angry for a few days. Or a month. Or forever.
The laws of physics
Terrible, awful puns
I spend a lot of time thinking about
if senpai will notice me or not...


I really have a thing for strong, badass women


I didn't know where else to put this, but... I know for a fact that you can't have a perfect relationship with somebody if you don't have that foundation of friendship to build it upon. Friendship will get you through the rough times, because romance by itself is fragile.
On a typical Friday night I am
Working or playing. Sometimes it feels like both.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have a fear of robots.
You should message me if
...you want an actual, real conversation and NOT some fuckboy or a dudebro in a fedora demanding sexual favors, sending you unsolicited wiener pictures and then calling you derogatory names when you don't comply, because quite frankly, that type of behavior is just not ok.

Or if you would like hang out with me