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2-many-tachyons

25 Virginia Beach, VA Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–23
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 2:38pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Sign
Leo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on university
Job
Other
Income
Less than $20,000
Status
Single
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Japanese (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
My name is Ben. Nerd as hell. I'm really terrible at being charming and I'm super great at being awkward. I am a Shift Supervisor at Starbucks. If a customer brings their dog with them to the drive through, chances are I'm going to be more interested in their dog than I will be with them or their order. I want to go into law enforcement to be a homicide detective. I like animals, reading, netflix, coffee, whiskey, feeling nostalgic, spicy food, nice suits, feminism, and learning random facts.

Instagram: the_legend_of_ben
Tumblr: thelegendofben.tumblr.com
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm in the process if joining the police force, with the ultimate goal of becoming a detective. Right now I'm a shift supervisor at a starbucks, but this is only temporary. (I do love the free coffee, though...)
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Apparently I'm pretty funny??

Zelda
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My charming personality and my award-winning good looks???

Yeah probably not
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Literally too much to list, but you can always ask me!

But if you insist on a list...
Favorite video game is The Legend of Zelda
Favorite movie is a tie between The Lion King and Jurassic Park
Favorite book series is A Song of Ice and Fire
Favorite tv show is Scrubs
Favorite band is Red Hot Chili Peppers
Favorite play is Fiddler on the Roof
Favorite classical composer is Tchiacovsky

I will try just about any type of food. I love Spicy food. I will go to town on a bacon cheese burger with jalapenos.

Yup
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Either one of my hands
My cat
Social interaction on some degree
Coffee. I'm sure if I really wanted to I could give it up, but I would very angry for a few days. Or a month. Or forever.
The laws of physics
Terrible, awful puns
Sunlight
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
if senpai will notice me or not...

Space

I really have a thing for strong, badass women

Coffee

I didn't know where else to put this, but... I know for a fact that you can't have a perfect relationship with somebody if you don't have that foundation of friendship to build it upon. Friendship will get you through the rough times, because romance by itself is fragile.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Making frappuccinos for snobby, white moms.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Taylor Swift and Lady Gaga are my musical guilty pleasures

I have a fear of robots.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
...you want an actual, real conversation and NOT some fuckboy or a dudebro in a fedora demanding sexual favors, sending you unsolicited wiener pictures and then calling you derogatory names when you don't comply, because quite frankly, that type of behavior is just not ok.

Or if you want senpai to notice you too