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27 San Francisco, CA Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–38
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 3:14pm
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Used up
Strictly anything
When drinking
Atheism, and laughing about it
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Poorly), Russian (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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Manufactured in the USSR, raised in Brooklyn. Feminist. Bagel lover. Monthly sustaining member of NPR. Inquisitive and introspective as fuck. My Myers Briggs is STFU. I'll try anything twice.

Moved to SF this past July and it has been pretty awesome so far. I've spent my whole life in New York and anyone that wants to show me around will be rewarded snarky comments and unceasing sarcasm.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Moving cross country for an awesome job. Spent the last 7 years hating my existence while working in Hedge Funds and Banking. So excited to finally be working on something interesting. Also, my office has puppies and unlimited ice cream sandwiches. It's the best.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Saying the right thing at the wrong time.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Wooden frames, beard, and a propensity for self depreciation.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Reading is the only good habit I have. Chabon, GRRM, Maugham, Zinn, Orozco, The Berenstain Bears, Barbara Tuchman, Vonnegut, Roth. Too many others.

Indie and mumblecore. All your generic hipster shit.

Breaking Bad is now part of the Holy Trinity that used to only contain The Sopranos and The Wire. On the other end of the spectrum are Seinfeld, Curb, It's Always Sunny, Louie. Lots of other shows too. We probably have the same taste in all of these things.

Podcasts are the best thing to happen to my headphones since the invention of the mp3. Current faves are Risk, Moth Story Hour, Radio lab, and 99% Invisible. Oh and being a caller on Wait Wait is on my bucket list.

I'd probably live a happy life if all I had to eat was craft beer and bacon. I grew up keeping kosher and I'm so glad that bacon lived up to all it's hype. It's meat candy!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. My sense of humor.
2. My sense of self.
3. My aversion to completing lists.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Am I the only person in this town who talks with his hands?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Whiskey fueled white boy dancing.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I can't ride a bike. Tried to learn as a kid, but after falling off three times I said, "Fuck this. I'm going to go read some Berenstain Bears."

Update: I can ride a bike now! Turning remains a problem.
You should message me if
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You are an independent bad-ass. Dominant personalities please apply. If one of your pictures looks like you are going to fuck me up if I said something that offended you; good we're a match.

You think the concept of an Italian mafioso Winnie the Pooh, entitled "Vinnie the Pooh" is hilarious.