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28 M Melbourne, Australia

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 20–31
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

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Jun 23
6′ 1″ (1.86m)
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My self-summary
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Here's how it'll go down:
I pick you up in my Alpha Romeo. There are lit candles in the car.
You ask "Isn't that dangerous?"
I simply reply, "Yes, my dear."
We go to your favourite restaurant and have a fantastic time. When we come outside, my car is on fire.
You say "Brendan, your car's on fire, aren't you upset?"
I pull a packet of marshmallows out of my pocket and say, "No, I knew this would happen."
I kiss you in front of my burning car.

I don't have an Alpha.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Ich glaube du bist ausgeflippt und ich mag dich sehr.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Recalling the entire periodic table in order.

Is it sad that I'd lie about that? Or sad that it's true?
I work in construction. I don't need that knowledge. That information is taking up valuable space where I could be storing more Simpsons quotes or something.
The first things people usually notice about me
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That I look like Dylan Moran. Doesn't seem to matter how much I change my hair or facial hair, people still say it.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Movies: Seven Pounds, Fight club, Religulous, Snatch, The Dark Knight

TV: Arrested Development, Black Books, IT Crowd, Boardwalk Empire, Misfits, Breaking Bad, Dexter, An Idiot Abroad, Anything Shaun Micallef.

Music: All things that are not rubbish, and some of the things that are rubbish. I am constantly reminded by friends that I should not be listening to Tatu or Bring Me the Horizon.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
without what?
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
All the amazing things I will do when I get home. But then I get home and realise I have wine and internet.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Mingling with a group of couch surfers or other similar sorts of people who like exploring the city.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I have an OKcupid account
You should message me if
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We have a really high enemy percentage. That could be entertaining.