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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 18-34
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Nov 25
6' 1" (1.86m)
Body Type
Average build
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Here's how it'll go down:
I pick you up in my Alpha Romeo. There are lit candles in the car.
You ask "Isn't that dangerous?"
I simply reply, "Yes."
We go to your favourite restaurant and have a fantastic time. When we come outside, my car is on fire.
You say "Brendan, your car's on fire, aren't you upset?"
I pull a packet of marshmallows out of my pocket and say, "No, I knew this would happen."
I kiss you in front of my burning car.

I don't have an Alpha.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Juggling world domination scheming while running a business.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Recalling the entire periodic table in order.

Is it sad that I'd lie about that? Or sad that it's true?
I work in construction, so I don't need that knowledge. That information is taking up valuable space where I could be storing more Simpsons quotes or something.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
That I look like Dylan Moran. Doesn't seem to matter how much I change my hair or facial hair, people still say it.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Movies: Seven Pounds, Fight club, Religulous, Snatch, The Dark Knight

TV: Arrested Development, Archer, Black Books, IT Crowd, Boardwalk Empire, Misfits, Breaking Bad, Dexter, An Idiot Abroad, Utopia (UK version) Anything with Shaun Micallef in it.

Music: All things that are not rubbish, and some of the things that are rubbish. I am constantly reminded by friends that I should not be listening to Tatu or Bring Me the Horizon.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I can do without most things. I'm pretty good at adapting.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
All the amazing things I will do when I get home. But then I get home and realise I have wine and internet.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Mingling with a group of couch surfers or other similar sorts of people who like exploring the city. Or plotting world domination.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have an OKcupid account
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
We have a really high enemy percentage. That could be entertaining.
Or you're into things like Louis CK, John Oliver, Russell Brand, TED talks, etc.