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55 Boynton Beach, FL Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 40–53
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
May 12, 2014
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Mostly vegetarian
Not at all
Capricorn, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Sales / Marketing
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Has kids
Likes dogs and has cats
English (Fluently), Hebrew (Okay)

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My self-summary
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"the highest forms of understanding we can achieve are laughter and human compassion." R. Feynman

YOU WANT FUNNY?..I make funny for you!..

YOU WANT INTELLIGENCE?..I lend you some of mine!..

YOU WANT ROMANTIC? .I put you on a pedestal ( and then look up your dress)!...

You WANT COMPASSIONATE? I am good to widow and orphans..

YOU WANT NICE?..I give mine seat to you on NY subway but not look at you....

YOU WANT CONSIDERATE? In 14 years of marriage ex wife's tuchus never fell in toilet because toilet seat was left up!

YOU WANT KIND? Try calling ex-mother in-law hourly to tell her how wonderful her daughter is..

YOU WANT ACCOMMODATING? "OK dear I realize you have a headache there is no need for sex tonight or for the next millenium".

YOU WANT PRINCE CHARMING? "Dear.. you will have no trouble slipping that 200lb frame of yours into that size 4 dress!..

YOU WANT SOMEONE WITH LISTENING SKILLS? I once sat through a scud missle attack and said nothing...imagine what I can do with you!

YOU WANT CULTURAL REFERENCES? "it's good to be the king"!
"My name is Inigo Montoya.. you killed my father...... prepare to die!"
"I am not a crook" "Truth but Verify"..should I go on ?

YOU WANT EMOTIONAL STABILITY?..."dear...I love you.... and will always love you"!

YOU WANT TRAVEL? How about traversing the ramparts in the old city Jerusalem... or Victoria's Peak Hong Kong.... circular stairwell at St. Paul's in London..or the Orient Express...

YOU WANT MUSICAL? re me fa so la te do...How's that for musicality!

YOU WANT SPORTS MINDED? "Able to leap small building with a single bound..."...I play tennis, Ping Pong...Ski...Snorkel...Bike...
"just do it"
YOU WANT a BIBLIOPHILE? --Might that have something to do with books?

YOU WANT SOMEONE POLYSYLLABIC?ugh...window.... ..diffident....operation..
Does that count?

YOU WANT KIDS? I have three i'll let you borrow them...but they don't do windows! You want your own?...then we better get busy...!

YOU NEED A FRIEND? That's where it all begins... I can make you and talk your ear(s) off.....I can actually do other things too...but mine mother always told me not to brag....but rather be .....humble......and wear clean underwear and be friendly to the girl next door...but not too friendly..

What I’m doing with my life
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Having fun with my kids..........
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Let's keep this simple...

Not good at boasting....No pontifical prosaic here...
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Respirating human.of the male variety,.eternally spiritual...organically familiar..emotively connected.culturally aware, intoned musically, nuanced emotionally and a partridge in a pear tree.
"of course he's jewish" .........
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Romantic Comedies

Princess Bride
History of the World Part 1
Groundhog Day
Don't mess with the Zohan

Middle Eastern

Music...."the language of humans is music" ... me

Books--"Knowledge is good" Emil Faber
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My daughters...the loves of my life
humor-The only reason to be here
books-See above quote
Art & Beauty-sugar plums dancing in my head...
good & plenty (the candy)
tuchus wipes--no comment!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
"Life ...Liberty and the Pursuit of happiness"

Why people behave the way they do!
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
It's shabbat...NU?...Where else would I be?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Sure....why not...let me spill my guts out..for all eternity!

My mother dragged me to Lord & Taylor at age 5
to 'try on brassierres'
I had (Spilkes) (Yiddish translation...Ants in my pants)
I pulled the fire alarm to 'get the hell out of there'!
You should message me if
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I am looking for a:
Trophy wife..perfect breast to hip ratio.. , no yentas( nonstop talkers), no mavens( know it alls)., , no altacockers( big shots), no kibbitzers( time wasters), no dreyers(cant make up their mind), no divorcees, no kvetching( complainers), probably best if you don't talk much...only shiksas(non-jewish women) need apply. My woman needs to be like my kosher chicken ...PERFECT NO BLEMISHES!..BTW...All my parts are certified Kosher!

Remember...the next fad to fade is.... MEN...better get one while the going is good! Plus it's not fun having a socratic dialogue with myself...One jew...two's giving me a migraine!

Seriously though....Looking for women who are intellectually superior to me(that shouldn't be to hard)... Ladies...please don't be shy ...maybe other guys don't want it..."but that's what i want" I'm after your brain...understand? It's my second favorite organ and at least it will STAND the test of time ..!
I'm in to wooing...lots and lots of wooing..(it has nothing to do with a train whistle)..woman should be's biological..ladies if your not being wooed...find another guy...he's just not into you!