YOU WANT FUNNY?..I make funny for you!..
YOU WANT INTELLIGENCE?..I lend you some of mine!..
YOU WANT ROMANTIC? .I put you on a pedestal ( and then look up your dress)!...
You WANT COMPASSIONATE? I am good to widow and orphans..
YOU WANT NICE?..I give mine seat to you on NY subway but not look at you....
YOU WANT CONSIDERATE? In 14 years of marriage ex wife's tuchus never fell in toilet because toilet seat was left up!
YOU WANT KIND? Try calling ex-mother in-law hourly to tell her how wonderful her daughter is..
YOU WANT ACCOMMODATING? "OK dear I realize you have a headache ..so there is no need for sex tonight or for the next millenium".
YOU WANT PRINCE CHARMING? "Dear.. you will have no trouble slipping that 200lb frame of yours into that size 4 dress!..
YOU WANT SOMEONE WITH LISTENING SKILLS? I once sat through a scud missle attack and said nothing...imagine what I can do with you!
YOU WANT CULTURAL REFERENCES? "it's good to be the king"!
"My name is Inigo Montoya.. you killed my father...... prepare to die!"
"I am not a crook" "Truth but Verify"..should I go on ?
YOU WANT EMOTIONAL STABILITY?..."dear...I love you.... and will always love you"!
YOU WANT TRAVEL? How about traversing the ramparts in the old city Jerusalem... or Victoria's Peak Hong Kong.... circular stairwell at St. Paul's in London..or the Orient Express...
YOU WANT MUSICAL?....do re me fa so la te do...How's that for musicality!
YOU WANT SPORTS MINDED? "Able to leap small building with a single bound..."...I play tennis, Ping Pong...Ski...Snorkel...Bike...
"just do it"
YOU WANT a BIBLIOPHILE? --Might that have something to do with books?
YOU WANT SOMEONE POLYSYLLABIC?ugh...window.... ..diffident....operation..
Does that count?
YOU WANT KIDS? I have three i'll let you borrow them...but they don't do windows! You want your own?...then we better get busy...!
YOU NEED A FRIEND? That's where it all begins... I can make you laugh.smile and talk your ear(s) off.....I can actually do other things too...but mine mother always told me not to brag....but rather be .....humble......and wear clean underwear and be friendly to the girl next door...but not too friendly..
I PREFER TO BE HUMOROUS rather THAN HAUGHTY ..PLAYFUL instead of PRETENTIOUS.....