Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
"the highest forms of understanding we can achieve are laughter and
human compassion." R. Feynman
YOU WANT FUNNY?..I make funny for you!..
YOU WANT INTELLIGENCE?..I lend you some of mine!..
YOU WANT ROMANTIC? .I put you on a pedestal ( and then look up your
You WANT COMPASSIONATE? I am good to widow and orphans..
YOU WANT NICE?..I give mine seat to you on NY subway but not look
YOU WANT CONSIDERATE? In 14 years of marriage ex wife's tuchus
never fell in toilet because toilet seat was left up!
YOU WANT KIND? Try calling ex-mother in-law hourly to tell her how
wonderful her daughter is..
YOU WANT ACCOMMODATING? "OK dear I realize you have a headache ..so
there is no need for sex tonight or for the next millenium".
YOU WANT PRINCE CHARMING? "Dear.. you will have no trouble slipping
that 200lb frame of yours into that size 4 dress!..
YOU WANT SOMEONE WITH LISTENING SKILLS? I once sat through a scud
missle attack and said nothing...imagine what I can do with
YOU WANT CULTURAL REFERENCES? "it's good to be the king"!
"My name is Inigo Montoya.. you killed my father...... prepare to
"I am not a crook" "Truth but Verify"..should I go on ?
YOU WANT EMOTIONAL STABILITY?..."dear...I love you.... and will
always love you"!
YOU WANT TRAVEL? How about traversing the ramparts in the old city
Jerusalem... or Victoria's Peak Hong Kong.... circular stairwell at
St. Paul's in London..or the Orient Express...
YOU WANT MUSICAL?....do re me fa so la te do...How's that for
YOU WANT SPORTS MINDED? "Able to leap small building with a single
bound..."...I play tennis, Ping
"just do it"
YOU WANT a BIBLIOPHILE? --Might that have something to do with
YOU WANT SOMEONE POLYSYLLABIC?ugh...window....
Does that count?
YOU WANT KIDS? I have three i'll let you borrow them...but they
don't do windows! You want your own?...then we better get
YOU NEED A FRIEND? That's where it all begins... I can make you
laugh.smile and talk your ear(s) off.....I can actually do other
things too...but mine mother always told me not to brag....but
rather be .....humble......and wear clean underwear and be friendly
to the girl next door...but not too friendly..
I PREFER TO BE HUMOROUS rather THAN HAUGHTY ..PLAYFUL instead of
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Having fun with my kids..........
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Let's keep this simple...
Not good at boasting....No pontifical prosaic here...
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Respirating human.of the male variety,.eternally
spiritual...organically familiar..emotively connected.culturally
aware, intoned musically, nuanced emotionally and a partridge in a
"of course he's jewish" .........
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
History of the World Part 1
Don't mess with the Zohan
Music...."the language of humans is music" ... me
Books--"Knowledge is good" Emil Faber
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My daughters...the loves of my life
humor-The only reason to be here
books-See above quote
Art & Beauty-sugar plums dancing in my head...
good & plenty (the candy)
tuchus wipes--no comment!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
"Life ...Liberty and the Pursuit of happiness"
Why people behave the way they do!
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
It's shabbat...NU?...Where else would I be?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
THAT I"M WILLING TO ADMIT?
Sure....why not...let me spill my guts out..for all eternity!
My mother dragged me to Lord & Taylor at age 5
to 'try on brassierres'
I had (Spilkes) (Yiddish translation...Ants in my pants)
I pulled the fire alarm to 'get the hell out of there'!
END OF STORY!
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I am looking for a:
Trophy wife..perfect breast to hip ratio.. , no yentas( nonstop
talkers), no mavens( know it alls)., , no altacockers( big shots),
no kibbitzers( time wasters), no dreyers(cant make up their mind),
no divorcees, no kvetching( complainers), probably best if you
don't talk much...only shiksas(non-jewish women) need apply. My
woman needs to be like my kosher chicken ...PERFECT NO
BLEMISHES!..BTW...All my parts are certified Kosher!
Remember...the next fad to fade is.... MEN...better get one while
the going is good! Plus it's not fun having a socratic dialogue
with myself...One jew...two opinions...it's giving me a
Seriously though....Looking for women who are intellectually
superior to me(that shouldn't be to hard)... Ladies...please don't
be shy ...maybe other guys don't want it..."but that's what i want"
I'm after your brain...understand? It's my second favorite organ
and at least it will STAND the test of time ..!
I'm in to wooing...lots and lots of wooing..(it has nothing to do
with a train whistle)..woman should be wooed....it's
biological..ladies if your not being wooed...find another
guy...he's just not into you!
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