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31 Auburn, NY Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 23–33
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 6:15pm
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Gemini, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from university
Science / Engineering
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), German (Poorly), Tagalog (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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People seemed to respond better to the profile of a psychopath. And to think that women go for this more than the genuine nice guy. Maybe it's the curiosity of something nuts.

I am like a box of chocolates in a sense that you don’t know what kind of nut you are going to get. I am a graduate of the prestigious Massachusetts Maritime Academy, a place where the fun goes to die. I travel around the world a lot as it comes with the job, drinking oneself blind does too; who knew?
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I am an Engineer in the Merchant Marine.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Joking around and being very comical yet every time I open my mouth a virgin cries. I listen before sex but never after as at that point I have fallen asleep hoping you put the cab fare to use. Fucking off is definitely a strong point of mine.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm obnoxious once I gain enough confidence to open my mouth.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Murphy was an optimist. Kilgore Trout is a man of ingenuity and honor. Chuck Shurley should be a #1 best seller.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Breasts, Tight Asses, Luscious Thighs, Pretty Eyes, A Lovely Neck To Put My Hands Around, Lithium.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
If the degradation of my account is an indication of the onset of mental instability. The voice in my head wants to know if you have a twin sister.

Does anyone who views my profile actually want to hold a conversation with me?

Why does Every Breath You Take by the Police keep playing in my head?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Idolizing and following in Patrick Batemans footsteps. I hope to catch his attention.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm crazy and out of my mind and just might be that stalker you can trust and possibly always wanted.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You can get past the insanity of my page. You are here to search for what could be the love of your life so start asking questions as I could be him.