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31 M Auburn, NY

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 23–33
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Oct 22
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Gemini, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from university
Science / Engineering
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Likes dogs and likes cats
English, German (Poorly), Tagalog (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
So after about a year of having what can only be described as a 'psychotic parody' of what an online profile should look like, I have decided to make an attempt at taking this seriously.

My self summary, let me try and not be too arrogant and narcissistic here.

What can I say, I'm a nice guy. Yup, there it is. With that said don't think you can walk all over me. Been there, not tolerant of it. I like to think of myself as romantic and do believe in that archaic act known as courtship. I like to take it slow. I like to know who the girl is before I dive in face first, and I do enjoy going in face first.

I am loyal, hard working, and am protective of those I choose to surround myself with. I enjoy an assortment of activities from, reading as well as writing, auto-motives, sailing, and hiking.

I am always willing to try new things and have friends from all walks of life so race and social status really mean nothing to me. Just be good to me and I'll be good to you.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm an engineer in the U.S. Merchant Marine; it's more than just a career, it's a lifestyle and I recommend you google it.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I'm good at troubleshooting anything mechanical and sometimes otherwise.

I can strum a guitar as well as other things.

I think I'm good at writing, I am pretty sure Literary Agents think otherwise. I'm sure the truth lies somewhere between the two but until someone figures out that answer I shall continue to harass them incessantly.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My height and size. I'm 6 feet tall and thin. Maybe my whiteness and bright glowing blue eyes too. My ability to be a smart ass is noticed when peoples buttons get pushed like a telephone by me. I forgot, telephones don't have buttons anymore.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Murphy was an optimist. Kilgore Trout is a man of ingenuity and honor. Chuck Shurley should be a #1 best seller.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Going without stuff is not a problem of mine. TV, Cellphone, Internet can die in a horrible nuclear hellfire for all I care.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Does anyone who views my profile actually want to hold a conversation with me?

Why does Every Breath You Take by the Police keep playing in my head?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
It's a fifty fifty crapshoot that I will be home asking myself this very question or working.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm crazy and out of my mind and just might be that stalker you can trust and possibly always wanted.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you actually want to know who I am. You are here to search for what could possibly be the love of your life, start asking me questions as I may be him.