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28 Saint Clair Shores, MI Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 20–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Aug 28
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Cancer, and it’s fun to think about
Working on university
Doesn’t have kids
Has dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), C++ (Okay)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Brutally Honest, Impeccably Sociable, and Relentlessly Sarcastic; but also Vigorously Eccentric and Wildly Adventurous. Other Adjectival Adjectives.

These things are rarely interesting. I can guarantee I'm not like 95% of the douchebag creeper guys on here. Sarcasm is my second language, possibly even first. Easy to get along with and quick-witted. I love animals more than people.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Currently working as a Sterile Processing Tech at St John's Hospital.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Being brutally honest, sociable, and sarcastic. Usually the life of the party, without being the annoying douche of the party.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Tattoos, eyes, controversial sense of humor, or my robust cleavage. My eyes are up here, perv.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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• Books - 50 Shades Of Gray (Lol, Kidding)
• Movies - Anything with Ryan Reynolds or Kate Beckinsale. Horror flicks are the bees knees.
• Music - Literally Everything.
• Food - Chicken, Chicken, Chicken.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
• Food
• Water
• Oxygen
• Functioning Organs
• Protective Ozone Layers
• Earth's Magnetic Field
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Waiting for your ass to get ready.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My real last name is Cullen. ;•;

(It's not. Apparently people think I'm serious...)
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're interesting, moderately in shape, attractive, can hold a conversation, and haven't been diagnosed with Schitzofrenia.

Also, girls need to keep the conversations interesting too you know, not just us guys. Many of you are as dull as a board and flatline the conversation.