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I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 24–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Nov 7, 2013
5' 7" (1.70m)
Doesn’t have kids
English (Fluently), Hebrew (Somewhat), Spanish (Somewhat)
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Working as a residential counselor in a mental health clinic. A little too involved to describe, so if you really want to know, drop a line and ask.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Dirty puns / Double entendres.

Quoting The Big Lebowski (If you try me on this one, you will lose. Don't say I didn't warn you).

Doing the Carlton dance.

Playing Jewish Mommy to my friends / patients.

Laughing until I all but pass out.

Head-banging. (See scene in Wayne's World to "Bohemian Rhapsody")

Dancing and singing along to anything and everything that is playing in the background at work, no matter how ridiculous (Exhibit A: That stupid "Sexy And I Know It" song that will. not. die.)
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My hair. Almost without exception. Somewhere between "lion mane" and "Medusa-chic", it's a hard mop to ignore.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Movies - The Birdcage, High Fidelity, Benny and Joon, A Fish Called Wanda, Amadeus, A Walk On The Moon, The Odd Couple, Fear of the Black Hat, American History X, I Heart Huckabees, Monsoon Wedding, American Beauty, Robin Hood: Men In Tights, Monty Python, The Great Santini, Pride and Prejudice (the original BBC version, not that Keira Knightly crap), V for Vendetta, Wayne's World, Almost Famous...

TV Shows - It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (#1 in my heart), Arrested Development, Modern Family, Coupling, Absolutely Fabulous, That 70's Show, The Simpsons, South Park, Family Guy, The Sopranos, Breaking Bad, Six Feet Under

Books (/Plays) - The Solitude Of Prime Numbers, The Crucible, The Importance of Being Earnest, Crime and Punishment, The Center Cannot Hold, The Eden Express, Pride and Prejudice, Jane Eyre, Stargirl, Blubber, anything by Roald Dahl...

Music - faaaaarrr too many to state. A starter-list? ... ACDC, Bruce Springsteen, The Roots, Led Zeppelin, Aceyalone, Janelle Monae, Tom Petty, Patty Griffin, Jill Scott, Otis Redding, The Gap Band, Ani Difranco, Marc Broussard, Paolo Nutini, Blues Traveler, Ingrid Michaelson, Erykah Badu, James Morrison, Joni Mitchell, Sara Bareilles, Outkast, Erin McCarley, James Taylor, Living Colour, Marvin Gaye, Prince, Stevie Wonder, .... and lots of things I can't think of right now / I will not necessarily admit to immediately.

Food - I like it all. I am not a vegetarian (nothing against it, I just will never give up meat), so most types of food are fair game.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Music
2. Music (it bears repeating)
3. Family and friends
4. Things that are a) fried, b) dipped in chocolate, or any combination of the two.

... Gonna have to put some more thought into the last two.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I like unicorns. There, I said it.
You should message me if
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a) you have a good sense of humor and love to laugh,
b) you are a musician / music lover,
c) you are a self-proclaimed dork,
d) you do not spend more time in front of the mirror than the average sixteen-year-old girl,
e) you can recite the DENNIS system from memory / you can do the P. Diddy Boat Dance,
f) you would like to challenge me to a quote-off.

Any combination of the above are welcome, through criteria "a" through "c" are especially near and dear to me. Thanks for reading!