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30 Austin, TX Man


I’m looking for

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  • Ages 18–45
  • Near me
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My Details

Last Online
Dec 19
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Mostly vegetarian
Trying to quit
Atheism, and laughing about it
Gemini, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from space camp
Entertainment / Media
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Japanese (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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Sassy, genderqueer, over-analytical, facetious, eccentric.

I've had a profile on here off and on for quite sometime and I'm certainly not the same person I was 4 + years ago, so I figured a reboot was in order.

Okcupid still doesn't have a wide array of sexual orientation options, so please understand that I am not bi-sexual. I am not particularly interested in male identified people, but it depends.
What I’m doing with my life
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Study,study,study,study,study. If I didn't have such a thirst for knowledge I would basically have no reason to live. Most of the things I currently enjoy are of non-importance to the world. I work at a local arcade and hone my 2-d fighting game skills.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
lots of random things. I tend to be naturally decent at anything I take a liking to ( not tooting my own horn, it's just always been that way for me). More specifically :

percussion ( my highest level of mastery, yet quite out of practice)
diy problem solving
learning from others when I have a lack of understanding on a subject
sassing your face off
various sects of video gaming ( mostly 2d fighters )
hand rolling cigarettes ( perfect smoke in under 10 seconds )
seeing transparent bullshit
riding the mother fuckin bus
being cynical ( not a skill, but in my case it just might be )
failing miserably but laughing the whole way
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My right hand is almost always on my hip ( ya know, unless I need that hand.) I'm always locked and loaded, ready to smirk. I can't talk without at least one of my free hands. The rest is up to you.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Watership Down, Divina Commedia, The Art of War, Book of the Five Rings, Hitchhiker's Guide, El Club Dumas, A Brief History of Space and Time, Hank the Cowdog, various philosophical works from Nietzsche, and of course all the classical stuff that I don't need to list, Burning Chrome ( one of the most beautiful things ever written), Harry Potter, and so much more.

Movies and television series:
All time: Ghostbusters ( yes 1 and 2, no scoffing please), Beetlejuice, Blade Runner, The Ninth Gate, Hitchhiker's bbc mini and the hollywood film, Ghost in the Shell ( all things related), Tales from the Crypt, Merlin ( bbc, r.i.p), Better of Ted, various Star Trek, Sword and the Sorceror, Conan the Barbarian, Star Wars, anything Akira Kurosawa touched, Lone Wolf and Cub, The Fifth Element, Leon: The Professional, Evil Dead, Army of Darkness, Dracula: Prince of Darkness

Currently: (not much lately), Attack on Titan, The Innkeepers, newer Marvel releases, still need to get around to watching Tailor Tinker Soldier Spy

various jazz, 77 punk, classical, post punk,hip-hop, older EBM and Industrial, various other multi genre influenced electronic music as generally heard in video games, some thrash

Food: At this point in my life I'm trying to eat relatively healthy, I do fucking love pizza though. Tex mex = overrated. Edamame steals my heart, and Fage is part of my fucking life force. Just to clarify, I do eat meat, but I'm getting quite picky about it. It varies.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
The only thing I could actually never do without would be the ability to learn.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
more than is probably good for my mental health. Mostly why people just can't all get the fuck along and be merry without destroying people emotionally. I mean some good ol' shit talking can be good and fun, but know boundaries please. Why people care so much about gender normative behavior and dress, and etc etc etc.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
This is a stupid question and I refuse to answer it. No particular day of the week means anything more to me than another.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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My grill is a little fucked up, just so you know. Working on it.
You should message me if
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Let's just do the " you should not message me if first."

You're a bigot.

You don't like learning.

Most likely if your religious, but this can vary since I do have a great interest in religion, just not being religious. Also see above.

If you think you'd want me to be monogamous with you.

If you just want to say " Hi." Seriously people, cut that shit out.

*more to be added later

Other than that, message me if you like, about whatever you like. Do what you like. I really can't take this shit too seriously but I do love to meet new and interesting people for a variety of reasons.