Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
UPDATE: Just arrived in Paris...
Be aware, I am Lena aka ''superciliousness''. According to Miss
Attorney (2013), I like to impose my self-perceived superiority
over my conversation partner. It is clear a relationship with an
equal is not to be expected with me. I am an object of aversion and
I cannot think of any reason you should invest in me.
Fly, you fools!
If you are still reading, I am the one who is falling back to Minas
This being said... maybe we could try to find together if there is
a cure for me.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Trying to enjoy it. Work hard, play hard, have fun with people you
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
being a moron magnet. Their stupidity makes them think they are
brave and have a chance.
Intimidating interesting guys. Don't ask me why. But I don't have
this problem with interesting girls.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Well... face, smile, eyes, shape, legs, butt, spicy sense of humor,
level of education, background ... then, they usually run away.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Usual list of good books, good movies, good shows, good music and
good food. I am telling you, I am so tasteful.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Family, 2. Friends, 3. Sex, 4. Chocolate, 5. Coffee, 6. Wine, 7.
Internet. Now you know how to make me happy. I know... seven
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Is my profile bitter enough?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Awesome and out for a date ;)
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
_ You can use more than 5 words in your messages.
_ You can write more than ''hey, already four words, only one to
go. but hey wait, I wrote sixteen words now.''
_ You understand casual sex is a casualty of friendship. Got it?
Good, because I don't. I was going to rephrase it, but I liked
_ You are not a guy in town for few days looking for sex. Quite
bored of all these messages. I don't want to be part of your NYC
tour experience. Wish you to find the ''escort for free'' you are
looking for. I am not an escort and all your messages make me feel
you think I am one. I am really trying to be nice with most men on
OKC, but I am also slowly giving up... sometimes I wish I were gay.
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