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Lena_UES

28 F Paris, France

My Details

Last Online
Today – 8:59am
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.72m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Other
Sign
Capricorn, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from space camp
Job
Law
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
UPDATE: Just arrived in Paris...

Be aware, I am Lena aka ''superciliousness''. According to Miss Attorney (2013), I like to impose my self-perceived superiority over my conversation partner. It is clear a relationship with an equal is not to be expected with me. I am an object of aversion and I cannot think of any reason you should invest in me.

Fly, you fools!

If you are still reading, I am the one who is falling back to Minas Tirith now.

This being said... maybe we could try to find together if there is a cure for me.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Trying to enjoy it. Work hard, play hard, have fun with people you love.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
being a moron magnet. Their stupidity makes them think they are brave and have a chance.

Intimidating interesting guys. Don't ask me why. But I don't have this problem with interesting girls.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Well... face, smile, eyes, shape, legs, butt, spicy sense of humor, level of education, background ... then, they usually run away.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Usual list of good books, good movies, good shows, good music and good food. I am telling you, I am so tasteful.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Family, 2. Friends, 3. Sex, 4. Chocolate, 5. Coffee, 6. Wine, 7. Internet. Now you know how to make me happy. I know... seven points.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Is my profile bitter enough?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Awesome and out for a date ;)
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
hu?
I’m looking for
  • Guys and girls who like bi girls
  • Ages 21–45
  • Near me
  • For new friends, casual sex
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
_ You can use more than 5 words in your messages.
_ You can write more than ''hey, already four words, only one to go. but hey wait, I wrote sixteen words now.''
_ You understand casual sex is a casualty of friendship. Got it? Good, because I don't. I was going to rephrase it, but I liked it...
_ You are not a guy in town for few days looking for sex. Quite bored of all these messages. I don't want to be part of your NYC tour experience. Wish you to find the ''escort for free'' you are looking for. I am not an escort and all your messages make me feel you think I am one. I am really trying to be nice with most men on OKC, but I am also slowly giving up... sometimes I wish I were gay.