Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Sup. If you're bored enough to have clicked on that ugly mug, then
you have my condolences.
I'm generally just a quiet, chilled out nerdy guy. I game, write
stuff, read manga etc etc. I get dressed up as a redcoat highlander
and shoot people dressed up as the French.
Standard nerd fare.
Take is as it comes, I guess. I'm certainly one of those talk to me
to get to know me kinda guys. If I'm honest, there's not much more
to me. I'm chill and like to have a laugh. I am a tad socially
retarded though, so I hate sending first messages and such.
I know, I know... massive character flaw right there. /shrug
Quick heads up; I don't have premium or A-list or whatever it's
called. If you click that like button, all I get is a little number
pop up and a weird feeing that I'm being stalked. I don't know who
likes me unless they contact me. Don't blame me, that's OKC for
Also, I have a habit of talking like a pompous goit at times; don't
worry, that's just me being an idiot.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I studied Industrial Sciences and Animal Management at college and
Animal Behavior at university, so I do have a few brain cells.
Currently doing... well, a number of things. I guess you could call
me an... online merchant? I buy and sell stuff online basically.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
... Nerdy stuff.
I do a few crafty bits, like leatherwork and stained glass but
they're just idle hobbies.
Social experiments. I made a fake female OKC account a while ago
with pretty much the same profile info as this one (props if you
can find her). After three or four years on this account, I've met
maybe four people that I'd be willing to meet in real life.
'Leona' met seven.
In a week.
Mostly straight females.
Woo, sexual equality.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Not sure really... the beard?
The air of casual boredom?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Well... I could list my favorite anime and manga, but I doubt this
box will be big enough... I also read a lot of apocalyptic and
post-apocalyptic books. A lot of Stephen Baxter's work
Metro 2033 deserves a special mention. Such a brilliant book.
I watch a lot of war films and documentaries too; I am a bit of a
military history freak.
I used to listen primarily to metal, but now it's 90% anime OPs and
Vocaloid; this pisses many people off, amusingly. Then again, I
only really listen to music as a background to other things
(reading, writing, working, the list goes on...), so I'm not
exactly a musical connoisseur.
As for food... Give me bacon or give me death, for I shall suffer
no vegetarian fascism! I don't judge other people's eating habits,
so why should I be demonised by eco-terrorists for eating a
I like waffles too. Waffles and brioche. But we're getting
I should probably mention that I'm a pretty hardcore gamer. I bet
I've spent more money on Steam than I have at pubs, which is a lot.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My pug. I would be lost without my pug.
Mahiru, aka my PC and my lifeline
My immense anime collection (and by God, I mean IMMENSE)
Drunken Skype conversations with foreigners
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
This box used to be filled with a ton of philosophy and crap, but
it caused too many... fragile egos to complain and report me.
Sufficed to say, I do a lot of deep thinking. Nature of gender
roles in modern society, sexual (in)equality, humanity's place in
the natural order etc etc. Not your typical manly man. I see the
logic in dropping gender roles from time to time.
I also managed to prove that backward time travel and gates to
alternate realities were mathematically possible within the laws of
quantum physics, proving that having sex with your past or
alternate self constitutes masturbation, regardless of your
Mind you, I was very, very drunk at the time.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Alright, only occasionally. Mostly I'm on the internet or fixing
some kit up.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Uh... I have a full gun cabinet in my room?
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
Generally if you are nerdy or like nerds. I'll talk to anyone and
can fit into many social circles, but we'll get on much better if
you know what I'm on about with the obscure references.
If you have an accent, that's a big bonus right there.
And if you want to do some damage to female stereotypes, sending
the first message is a pretty good start.
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