I don't drink.
I don't do any drugs.
I have no bullet holes.
I have no stab wounds.
I have no gold teeth.
I have no missing teeth.
I have no criminal background.
I have no baby mama drama.
I have no social diseases.
I'm not married.
I'm not gay.
I'm not crazy.
I'm just a single guy living in Center City.
I've been blessed/cursed with very high metabolism so I eat a lot of junk food, watch a lot of TV and don't gain weight.
Hence, I don't exercise.
I am old fashioned.
I open doors. I pull out chairs. I walk on the OUTSIDE of a woman closest to the curb(lotta guys forget that).
I'm a big sports fan. (EAGLES & PHILLIES)
I have a sense of humor. I like to make people laugh....and I'm good at it.
I also stay crunchy in milk!
If you're someone who works out 4 or 5 times a week, I'll be the one handing you a towel when you're done.
If you love goin to the beach. I'll be the one going with you, even though I don't need a tan. (I'm black)
If you tell me about your day I'll be the one listening.
If you wanna go out with me I'll be the one saying "Thank you."