I´m lazy, got no willpower, no personality, I tell stories wich happened to other people since nothing happens to me, I´m fat, sedentary, got no initiative, an ilogical thought, easily frustrared, I hurt people without knowing, dispersive, can´t focus, I rarely shave, my farts are fetid, I´m myopic and astigmatic, my back is a crap, get depressive for small things, needy, got no money or self opinion, my shirts are old, my jeans are worn out and my undies are stretched, never been in a menage a trois, I owe money and can´t pay, I pick my nose, my room is a mess, my first time was after my 20s, I´m getting balder, my bath takes more than half an hour and I swear.

And you stiil wanna be my friend? Why?

I'm lazy, no willpower, and no personality. I tell stories that happened to other people since nothing happens to me. I'm fat and sedentary. I've got no initiative, illogical, easily frustrated, and I unknowingly hurt people. I'm disorganized and I can't focus. I rarely shave, and my farts are smelly. I'm myopic and astigmatic, and my back feels like crap. I get depressed over small things, I'm needy, and I have no self-opinion.

I am penniless; my shirts are old, my jeans are worn-out, and my undies are stretched. I owe people money and I can't afford to pay. My first time was when I was already in my 20s, never been in a threesome. I'm getting balder, I pick my nose, my room is a mess,I take a bath for more than half an hour, and I swear.

And you still want to be my friend? Why?

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• beachsamba

Living it!

That I´m fat, and have blue eyes.