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40 Chicago, IL Man


I’m looking for

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  • Ages 27–39
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  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

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My self-summary
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I may look conspicuously like you're very next boyfriend.

I finally dove into my passions a few years back and parlayed that into a career that lets me work while I travel.

Someone once said that "someday" wasn't a day of the week and so I took that to heart, burned the boats as they say, and jumped I to the deep end of doing what I really want.

I deeply desire and adore sarcastic people. I need a woman with wit and sass.

She has to be able to keep up:)

I came by it honestly via a sarcastic family.

I like independence, a romantic, someone with opinions and ideas who isn't afraid to express them.

Someone who lights up a room with their smile and can be the life of the party (so I can rest......did I say I was selfish?).

I don't play games. I'm straightforward and looking for a meaningful and lasting connection with someone awesome.

I believe I was raised properly, to have deep respect for every person and I believe in being chivalrous, romantic and a gentleman.

I've been accused of smiling too much, having charisma ( those bastards) and resembling both Toby Keith and/or Dr. McSteamy.

Recently, it dawned on me that's most likely incredibly naive to expect your ideal mate to just happen to also reside in the same city, or even same country.... So I relocate and travel, following the sun.

I'm more a citizen of the world.

It was Einstein that said (paraphrasing) " The most beautiful thing you can experience is mystery." -

Lets unlock a few .....together.
What I’m doing with my life
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I have chosen an outside the box /off the beaten path career. It's a passion turned career. It affords me two things - freedom from the mundane and lots of travel. The world is too fantastic a place to sit by relatively idle and not see as much as I can. Perhaps you haven't seen enough of it either?
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
The art of conversation ...

Saying inappropriate things in a way I get away with;)


Knowing how to treat a lady
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!


Easy-going nature

Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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My fav books include ( for example) Life of Pi, War of Art, Stolen, biographies, Life is short ( and so is this book).

Top 5 fav movies in no particular order are Jurrasic Park, Tombstone, Breakfast Club, Color of Money, Boiler Room

I also love documentaries such as Dear Zachary, The Cove, Grizzly Man, Blackfish, The Whale

80's music of all denominations, Rodriguez, some country, Danko Jones, Dr. Dre. I really enjoy all kinds of music and am always open to eating something new.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.


My friends and family

Hot, passionate sex with someone I'm into

Connecting with people who struggle against the current of being conventional.

Animals and nature
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Furthering my enjoyment, involvement in and knowledge of my given art.

Pushing my comfort zone

On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
With friends or..

Relaxing with a good doc or a book and my dog:)
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm a sucker for 80's ballads by the likes of Lionel Ritchie, Peter Cetera, Phil Collins etc. judge away!

Yes I took a bathroom selfie :( With my shirt on though!

I actually don't have many pictures of just me and photoshopping is so time-consuming.
You should message me if
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You're smart, witty and sarcastic.

You can hold up your end of the conversation.

You can rock formal, casual and bikini equally well:)

You're not a douchepickle.