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LeptonJoe

29 M Saint Louis, MO

My Details

Last Online
Apr 20
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
Trying to quit
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Gemini, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Technology
Income
$40,000–$50,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), C++ (Okay), French (Poorly), Japanese (Poorly)

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My self-summary
"I'm against picketing but I don't know how to show it."
-M. Hedberg
Replace that with "advertising myself" and it's spot on.

Some stuff you might want to know about me?

I can quote most of Jurassic Park. If you watch it with me you may need to make out with me to make me shut up...

I love doing things that I find hard. If it's too easy and just requires a lot of time it just doesn't grab me.

I have an unhealthy relationship with puns and ellipses...
What I’m doing with my life
Trying to make connections and experience what I can of this mote of dust in the time allotted.
I'm pretty sure something that vague covers everyone so perhaps I should be more specific?
I’m really good at
Computery things.
Physics and stars and stuff...

Sex. (it's bedroom physics!)

Being humble! I am the best at that! (/sarcasm)
The first things people usually notice about me
My chiseled jaw and charming personality.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books (in the order they popped in my head): Rendezvous with Rama, Where the Red Fern Grows, The Foundation series, Griffin and Sabine, Metamorphosis, Vast, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency, The Meaning of Liff, Gulliver's Travels, anna karenina, The Republic, The Lord of the Rings series ... more later

Movies: Starship Troopers, LOTR, The Fountain, Primer, BladeRunner, Short Circuit, Melancholia, Tremors, Pi, When Harry Met Sally, Dr. Strangelove, A Boy and His Dog, The Postman, Independence Day, Monty Python and the Holy Grail...

TV: Stargate (SG-1, Atlantis and Universe), Star Trek (all), Battlestar Galactica, Dr. Who, Dexter, The Walking Dead, How I Met Your Mother, Green Wing, Outcasts...
The six things I could never do without
Coffee
The googles
scotch
friends (hokey, but true)
Transportation with some sort of mechanical advantage
My time machine (I've had it since next week)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Space
Sex
sex in space
time travel
quantum physics
What is a fire and why does it- what's the word again? oh, yeah- buuurn?
On a typical Friday night I am
probably out at karaoke or with friends somewhere.
It depends on the season, but I am usually up for anything.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm a time traveler. (at a rate of one second per second)

Also when I look in the mirror my initial reaction is, "Hey, that's a flat faced Scarran! Oh, wait. It's me..."

I always make smiley faces with ketchup on my burgers.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–34
  • Near me
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You understand the difference between "then" and "than".
You do not accept "should of" or "could of" as proper expressions.
You think pi tattoos are sexy.
You are not too uptight to make fun of yourself.