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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 18-34
  • Near me
  • Who are single
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My details

Last online
Nov 12, 2014
5' 10" (1.78m)
Body Type
Average build
Atheism and laughing about it
Two-year college
Doesn’t have kids but might want them
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Coach, Musician, occasional Haberdasher and full time dreamer.
I am an expert in stucco, a veteran in love, and an outlaw in Peru.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I am a full time National gymnastics coach, and have been for 13 years now.
When not berating small children I am generally at home playing and recording music.
I play Guitar, Piano, and Bass guitar.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Laughing at my own jokes (generally before I've even had a chance to deliver the punchline)

Playing devils advocate

Possibly playing music. (I really enjoy it, not sure if that equates to being really good)
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My eyes are blue, my hair is brown.

all else is liable to change without notice.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Music wise:
Muse, Regina Spektor, The Mars Volta, Damien Rice, Ratatat, Beirut, Tool, Ben Folds (Five), At The Drive-in.

I read a lot of sci-fi, but also devour all sorts of non-fiction, a lot of history and hard science, with a terrible penchant for philosophy (oh lordy that really does sound wanky doesnt it?)
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. A musical instrument
2. A chance to sleep in
3. Food
4. Music
5. Hope
6. Books
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What life would be like without thumbs.
Whether its better to regret the things done, or not done.
Why reality TV shows are so popular.

I am often distracted by quirky ideas, and fascinated by people with conviction.

I think people should risk the disappointment to hope for the barely achievable. Too often we spend our lives safely playing the odds.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I prefer a nice dinner with a few drinks to a big night on the town.
I'll take a pub over a club any day, and would rather talk to someone than listen to dance music.

To let off steam, I participate in full-contact origami.
I have won bullfights in San Juan, cliff-diving competitions in Sri Lanka, and spelling bees at the Kremlin.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
If music is the food of love, then I'm a fat romantic slob.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You feel like having a chat on topics further afield than
"Weather, cheesy pick-up lines, or the goings on of celebrities"
I will tell you now, I have nothing to add to any of these 3 topics.

I will happily rattle on about a wide range of topics such as:
Anthropology, Music, Gymnastics, vaguely informed politics, barely informed religious debate.