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19 Raymond, WA Man


I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 18–36
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Dec 31, 2014
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Not at all
Other, but not too serious about it
Capricorn, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from high school
Art / Music / Writing
Doesn’t have kids
Has cats
English (Fluently), French (Okay), Latin (Poorly), C++ (Fluently), Italian (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hi. Self-written summaries are stupid. I'm stupid. Actually, I'm not. I'm smart. And egotistical. And crazy. If you want the truth to how I am, then a much more reliable source would probably be to talk to me and find out instead of relying on my self-diagnosis.
Seriously, why take my word for it? I could be the person outside your window and I'd never mention it. By the way, you're looking a little tired. Get more sleep.

(If people want a "serious" self-summary, then I guess I'll write one. I'm sarcastic and a little bit of an asshole. There. That's it. That's my serious self-summary. Did I mention I'm nerdy? I am. Don't forget dorky, too. And vulgar. I like to complain, but do not be fooled. I am very friendly and positive. Really, you should just talk to me - it'll be a lot easier (and more exciting) than reading this paragraph. Or just check out my Tumblr (which is

Oh, I also update this whenever I find a relevant piece of information I casually forgot about.)

The more I read this, the less satisfied I am with it. Maybe I should just add a list of things? Probably - rambling is a favourite pastime of mine.
- If I come off as an asshole, I'm not really sorry. I kind of am, but I think my other traits make up for that.
- I prefer to be blunt. (Wise words: a blunt point cuts less than a sharp one.)
- I'm really friendly. I don't see a reason to be mean unless you are.
- I think I forget I'm not a comedian. I make jokes about anything and everything and am thus not all that serious. I like laughing and I take any opportunity I can for it.
-I'm highly sarcastic. I'm very honest. It is up to you to determine when I am which.
- I highly suggest messaging me. It's much better (and arguably easier) than just reading this, 'cause for as much as I write, I'm never going to contain or even surmise the entirety of my personality, complexity, or existence.
- Blah blah blah. There's not exactly a list of criteria to put down, so I don't really know where I'm going with this. Ask me questions! Have solid conversation! Something!

That's all, until I am further dissatisfied.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Whatever I want, which is plotting my eventual domination of the planet. Oh, and spending my time being a chatty squirrel and writing. I'm also biding my time until I start to do things. What are those things? How should I know!?
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
EVERYTHING! But especially writing. (Check out how true this is at
I'm really good at words. Why? Because words. Words is why. I'm also fairly decent with a piano and I like to write music. I also like to work on scientific theories. I'm also extremely good at being lazy. Basically, I'm a true renaissance man.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Uh. Can Lana Del Rey be all of the above? No? Too bad.

(As a note on the side, I will concede that
- I have over a hundred books, but my most favourite book is probably Sprout by Dale Peck with Cody by Keith Hale falling in second, and I have a craving for reading the Song of Ice and Fire series (also known as the Game of Thrones series);
- my favourite authors are John Green (The Fault in Our Stars & Looking For Alaska), H.P. Lovecraft (The Cthulhu Mythos), Douglas Adams (Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy), and Andrew Hussie (Homestuck);
- my musical taste consists of Lana Del Rey (and is spiced up by Evanescence and Paramore and many, many others);
- I don't have a favourite movie;
- my favourite T.V. show is Avatar: the Last Airbender (and I have a love for Supernatural and Doctor Who and American Horror Story) and I find fascination (usually followed by obsession) with anything scientific or comedic;
- one of my favourite comedians is Amy Schumer;
- I lied about the movies. Partly. I really like Harry Potter and How to Train Your Dragon and Mean Girls;
- Pizza. That is all.)
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Lana Del Rey. Blankets and pillows (I have fourteen and twelve of each, respectively). Sarcasm. Writing. Candles. Science. Oh, also my laptop. I guess the people I like talking to? Also food. And humour.

Oops, I went over six. I guess to put it in other words, everything.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
All the things. All of them. But especially those ones. Yeah, they're really great.

("Those" ones being:
- science, particularly any branch of physics;
- my literature. I write a lot, but I plot a lot more;
- generally a lot of things? I don't exactly keep count of how much time I spend thinking. Let's just assume I spend all of it on all the things.)
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Most likely in bed. This is not a sarcastic or otherwise facetious answer, and if this question were to be posed about any other day of the week, I shall repeat myself.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
you want to message me. Do it even if you don't want to. You'll never know what will happen otherwise. Your computer might explode, but that's a risk you'll just have to take if you want to find out if I'm someone cool to talk to. (I am.) Seriously, just message me - I'm not nearly as big, bad, and scary as I might come off. I'm just moderately so.

In the case that you wish to contact me via other methods, you can always find my Facebook ( or email me ( I also have a Skype and a number, but you'll have to work for those. Wink.