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18 M Raymond, WA

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  • Ages 18–36
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

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Last Online
Today – 4:55am
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
A little extra
Mostly anything
Not at all
Other, but not too serious about it
Capricorn, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from high school
Art / Music / Writing
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Mostly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids
Has cats
English (Fluently), French (Okay), Latin (Poorly), C++ (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hi. Self-written summaries are stupid. I'm stupid. Actually, I'm not. I'm smart. And egotistical. And crazy. If you want the truth to how I am, then a much more reliable source would probably be to talk to me and find out instead of relying on my self-diagnosis.
Seriously, why take my word for it? I could be the person outside your window and I'd never mention it. By the way, you're looking a little tired. Get more sleep.

(If people want a "serious" self-summary, then I guess I'll write one. I'm sarcastic and a little bit of an asshole. There. That's it. That's my serious self-summary. Did I mention I'm nerdy? I am. Don't forget dorky, too. And vulgar. I like to complain, but do not be fooled. I am very friendly and positive. Really, you should just talk to me - it'll be a lot easier (and more exciting) than reading this paragraph. Or just check out my Tumblr (which is
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Whatever I want, which is plotting my eventual domination of the planet. Oh, and spending my time being a chatty squirrel and writing.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
EVERYTHING! But especially writing. (Check out how true this is at
I'm really good at words. Why? Because words. Words is why. I'm also fairly decent with a piano and I like to write music. I'm also extremely good at being lazy. Basically, I'm a true renaissance man.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Uh. Can Lana Del Rey be all of the above? No? Too bad.

(As a note on the side, I will concede that
- my favourite book is Sprout by Dale Peck;
- my favourite authors are H.P. Lovecraft (The Cthulhu Mythos) and Douglas Adams (Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy) and Andrew Hussie (Homestuck);
- my musical taste consists of Lana Del Rey (and is spiced up by Evanescence and various other bands/people);
- I don't have favourite movies;
- my favourite T.V. show is Avatar: the Last Airbender, but I do find fascination with anything scientific or comedic;
- I lied about the movies. Partly. I really like Harry Potter and How to Train Your Dragon. Don't forget about Mean Girls;
- Pizza. That is all.)
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Lana Del Rey. Blankets. Sarcasm. Writing. Candles. Science. In other words, everything.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
All the things. All of them. But especially those ones. Yeah, they're really great.

("Those" ones being:
- science, particularly any branch of physics;
- my literature. I write a lot, but I plot a lot more;
- generally a lot of things? I don't exactly keep count of how much time I spend thinking about things.)
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Probably in bed. This is not a sarcastic or otherwise facetious answer, and if this question were to be posed about any other day of the week, I shall repeat myself.
You should message me if
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you want to message me. Do it even if you don't want to. You'll never know what will happen otherwise. Your computer might explode, but that's a risk you'll just have to take if you want to find out if I'm someone cool to talk to. (I am.)