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I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 21-40
  • Near me
  • For new friends

My details

Last online
Oct 10
5' 0" (1.53m)
Atheism and laughing about it
Doesn’t have kids
English (Fluently), Spanish (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm 100% sure of what I say, right or wrong. And then, when I realize I'm wrong, I'm 100% sure in the opposite direction.
What I’m doing with my life
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1.5 years out of college. It was fun, but I love adulthood. (It involves a lot tastier beer.) For several years, I worked with a youth leadership non-profit in Nicaragua, Mexico, and Honduras. Most recently I spent 3 months in the Dominican Republic running the same program.

Now that I'm done with that, I'm starting a business as a dating/relationship/sexuality coach because I want everyone to be experts at their own love lives and to be confident and skilled at whatever they need: from hitting on someone at a bar to writing their online profiles/messages to dealing with jealousy. Hit me up if you want some coaching on all things dating-related. I promise I'll make it fun!

I am also super nerdy. But I can party with the best of 'em.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Finding new hobbies/projects, singing about random ass shit just for the sake of singing (like doing the dishes), standing up for what I believe in, dancing bachata, trick flip-cup (that is flip cup, but using odd parts of your your tongue), being awesome.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I'm really passionate about everything I talk about, from food to politics. I figure, if it's worth talking about, why wouldn't I be passionate about it?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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This is the question I don't even glance at on everyone else's profile cuz let's be honest...who the fuck cares? so here's a short version

Books: Harry Potter, Freakonomics, Outliers, Holes
Movies: Y Tu Mama Tambien, Mean Girls, Kill Bill, anything zombie-related
Shows: Law & Order: SVU, Modern Family, Buffy, OITNB
Music: The Beatles, Queen, Enrique Iglesias, Aventura, anything top 40 (I'm not saying it's great art but there is DEFINITELY a reason why it's Top 40)
Food: EVERYTHING except cilantro and raw tomatoes and avocado
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1) beer
2) politics
3) dancing
4) trivia!
5) internet
6) my passport
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How to gain credibility as a sex educator so I can further my career and teach people all the stuff and have them listen.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
drinking with some friends, dancing bachata or salsa, wreaking havoc, playing board games, or just hanging out and laughing a bunch.
You should message me if
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If you think a lot of things are hilarious.

Also, if you love yourself A LOT.

Also, if you want to try out my coaching services or know someone who does!