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29 Edinburgh, UK Woman


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I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 27-36
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Mar 4
5' 4" (1.63m)
Christianity and it’s important
Doesn’t have kids but might want them
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Northern Irish student midwife seeks non pretentious, non Daily Mail reading, cat appreciating, laid back bloke. who likes drenken. being total hot would be great but not essential. hill walkers/triathlon enthusiasts/fitness freaks: we have nothing in common. but maybe that's OK.

i like NICE people. you'd think that goes without saying but unfortunately it doesn't. my momma raised me right- if yours didn't and you have crap manners and are rude to shop assistants...jog on
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
catching dem babies
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
SLEEPING. making soup. retaining info.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
that I look about 12 years old
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
white oleander. more, now, again. a streetcat named bob. the bible. namedropper. harry potter.

spun. the lion king. monster. the people vs larry flynt. the devil's double

girls. eastenders. dispatches. american dad. desperate housewives. breaking bad.

frank turner. eminem. hole. jay brannan. everlast. no comply.

salt. carbs.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
iphone. shower gel. 9gag. cash monies. toothbrush. my eyes.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
i REALLY wish I had a tail
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
not a ting
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
you don't type in text speak. you're not a dickbag. you hate the death penalty. all of these things may possibly be overlooked if you're shit hot and/or v rich. but probably not

also it really gives me the bokes when men describe themselves as being 'great at cuddles!'. shudder. so if that's on your profile...we're almost definitely not gonna get on